Seamus Avitable

So we’re driving along the countryside of Ireland, just enjoying the rolling fields and the beautiful scenery. As I’m taking in the wonder of what is before my eyes I suddenly am jolted out of my dream state by something unexpected on the side of the road.

To my right I notice a big guy on the front porch of his little Irish cottage leaning over the railing smoking a cigarette — totally naked! I do a double take and while Manly Man continues to drive I look back and see that yep, he’s sure as hell naked.

The first thought I have is…Avitable? :what: Not just because he was naked and so very casual hanging out on his front porch but because he was covered in hair head to toe. Does he have a long lost brother in Ireland? A hairy naked brother who herds sheep and hangs out by the main road smoking a fag (Irish term for cigarette) naked?

If only I’d gotten a picture, it was too quick I am not ballsy enough to turn around or pull over to the side of the road to get a picture. If he was Avi’s brother I imagine he would have gladly posed for a picture and then probably invited me in for chocolate covered black and white pudding.

[tags]avitable, ireland[/tags]


  1. kapgar

    October 24, 2008 at 7:07 am

    I think “Avitable” or “Karl” would’ve been my first two thoughts as well. The smoking would’ve made my thoughts lean more towards Karl even though he’s quitting.

  2. Amanda

    October 24, 2008 at 10:26 am

    I think I know that guy, he likes to show his balls to people without provocation

  3. Avitable

    October 24, 2008 at 11:11 am

    Hahaha – oh, that’s awesome. Didn’t I tell you about my Irish twin brother? His name’s actually Seamus O’Vitable, though.

  4. Robin

    October 24, 2008 at 11:15 am

    @kapgar – Yeah but if he’s an Irish version of Avitable it would make sense he would smoke, they all smoke over there.
    @Amanda – I think that’s him.
    @Avitable – No you didn’t, some notice would have been good…we could have done a video post together.

  5. Cheri

    October 24, 2008 at 3:41 pm

    Now that’s an interesting vacation story to tell the grandkids. lmao

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