So we’re driving along the countryside of Ireland, just enjoying the rolling fields and the beautiful scenery. As I’m taking in the wonder of what is before my eyes I suddenly am jolted out of my dream state by something unexpected on the side of the road.
To my right I notice a big guy on the front porch of his little Irish cottage leaning over the railing smoking a cigarette — totally naked! I do a double take and while Manly Man continues to drive I look back and see that yep, he’s sure as hell naked.
The first thought I have is…Avitable? :what: Not just because he was naked and so very casual hanging out on his front porch but because he was covered in hair head to toe. Does he have a long lost brother in Ireland? A hairy naked brother who herds sheep and hangs out by the main road smoking a fag (Irish term for cigarette) naked?
If only I’d gotten a picture, it was too quick I am not ballsy enough to turn around or pull over to the side of the road to get a picture. If he was Avi’s brother I imagine he would have gladly posed for a picture and then probably invited me in for chocolate covered black and white pudding.