Hola. It’s Heather (aka H.) from Heather 3.0. It’s a private journal and you have to log in to actually read the posts because I’m all incognito like that. Or, you can just follow my flickr which is more up to date and informative than my journal. While Robin is off drinking green beer, chasing Irishmen and trying to smuggle leprechauns home in the Wonder Twins, I was lucky enough to be one of the few guest posters.
I had tons of witty ideas for a guest post, but let’s face it, I just can’t top Robin. (Believe me. I keep asking and she keeps saying “No”.) So, seeing as how Robin is the queen of quotes, I thought it would be fitting to post some Robin quotes.
September 3, 2005
Somehow I melted my bra.
February 7, 2007
I’m starting to realize that the way I do things doesn’t always work for everyone else because apparently everyone doesn’t think like me. How weird
June 26, 2007
Diamonds are not my best friend, dough is.
Not dough as in money, dough as in pizza, pasteries and bagels
September 12, 2007
Why didnâ€™t anyone tell me being an adult sucks so much? The only good thing about being an adult is you can have sex whenever you want but you donâ€™t have enough time or energy to have it anymore
May 7, 2008
I sometimes get paranoid about my cleavage but I always forget, it looks like a lot more is showing from my point of view
May 14, 2008
I actually signed a petition to bring Brenda back to 90210. Funny thing is I probably would never even watch the show, I just feel strongly about Brenda
I learned yesterday that Bea Arthur isnâ€™t â€œB Arthurâ€ and that sheâ€™s actually straight. Can you blame me for the confusion?
I saw a little dog in a swing yesterday by the lake, what is wrong with people? It was cute though, in a mentally retarded way.
July 9, 2008
I have new pens, not a new penis as some have thought. I have the same penis as Iâ€™ve had for years nowâ€¦not that I have a penisâ€¦but I do have one in my possession. Not like Lorrana Bobbit or anythingâ€¦nevermindâ€¦
July 19, 2008
In the words of Manly Man:
Youâ€™re a lesbian who sleeps with men.
July 29, 2008
Does part of the package that comes along with marriage that the man suddenly doesnâ€™t hear a word you say?
September 25, 2008
Is it considered sexual harrassment if you are high beeming?
And, of course the quote I’ve found at least twice on her blog and actually heard her say once in my voicemail…
You think you’re excited? Check out these nipples!
This is just one of many reasons we love Robin. She’s smart, witty and so very quotable.