Pale IS The New Tan
First there was the “natural” tan where you would sit outside and bake, often with baby oil or crisco.
Then there was the salon tan where you willingly got inside a contraption that baked you like a roast.
Most recently popular has been the spray-on tan where you get sprayed down with chemicals to get that lovely orange glow.
Now, if you hadn’t heard already, pale is the new tan :thumbsup:
Can you imagine it? Your legs so white that people think you are wearing white tights when you have nothing on your legs. You’ll be so pale that when you step outside at night you will glow and can light the way.
It doesn’t take much to get the new pale look, just pretty much stay inside as much as you can. If you go outside, wear a hat or put on a ton of sunscreen. If you go the beach, bring a really big umbrella. Yeah, you’ll look kinda like a tool but think of how jealous everyone will be when you are in style with your pasty tones.
It’s not just for the goths anymore. Some of the people who have been rocking the pale tan for years have been computer geeks, vampires, and the Irish. Do you wanna be cool too? Throw away the spray tan and pick up a 45+ SPF sunscreen. Although you can’t really show it off much, you might ruin the look.