The Wonder Diddies
I want to make sure I fit in when I visit Ireland, I don’t want to stand out like a silly ol American so I’ve been learning some of the slang. Here is my plan:
American: Where are the ladies bathrooms located?
Irish: Where are the Bean-jacks at?
American: I am not a lesbian but I do like breasts sometimes but not vagina.
Irish: I am not a bean flicker but I do like diddies sometimes but not growler .
American: How are you?
Irish: How’s the form? (I think if I said that here I’d get a phone number or a dirty look)
American: You must be joking!
Irish: I am in me wick.
American: I’m hungry, where is the restaurant?
Irish: I’d eat a farmer’s arse through a blackthorn bush! Where is the eatin’ house?
American: We must leave now to have some drunken sex.
Irish: We must leave now to have some mangled feak.