Answer The Damn Phone

Me: If you hear the house phone ringing at 7:30 in the morning you should answer it because you know it’s me.
Him: Mmmhmm.
Me: I mean, I could be on the side of the road dying, you should really answer it.
Him: Then you shouldn’t be calling me.
Me: Ok, well I called 911 first but then I’m calling you because the car is burning, I can’t get out and I want to tell you one last time that I love you.
Him: That’s what voicemail is for.

[tags]manly man, conversation[/tags]

  1. whall

    September 2, 2008 at 10:17 am

    No kidding. Wouldn’t you want that parting conveyance of love and devotion to be archived for all time? How selfish is it to need it to be delivered live?


  2. Cheri

    September 2, 2008 at 10:58 am

    Men, blah! What dorks!! lol

  3. Gwenhwyfar

    September 2, 2008 at 12:08 pm

    To be fair, that is what voicemail is for.


  4. DutchBitch

    September 2, 2008 at 12:46 pm

    OK… I gotta say… he IS funny…


  5. Amanda

    September 2, 2008 at 5:50 pm

    I’ve had almost this exact conversation with mike, as he never answers his phone.

  6. metalmom

    September 2, 2008 at 11:58 pm

    Hubs never wants to answer his phone. What if I needed bail or something? :annoyed:

  7. Gemini

    September 3, 2008 at 8:30 am

    I may need to kick his ass for that one… :whosnext:

    Plus,lol you could always call the VM after and leave a message…


  8. Robin

    September 3, 2008 at 8:46 am

    Whall – I know. How selfish am I?

    Cheri – I know, can’t live with them, can’t get them to answer the damn phone.

    Heather – He’s quite entertaining at times.

    Gwen – :whack:

    Dutchy – You aren’t trying to call him though.

    Avi – Obviously.

    Amanda – They should be fined for that I think.

    MM – I know seriously. If it had to do with sex I bet they would have wished they’d answered the phone.

    Gemini – Always thinkin.

  9. themuttprincess

    September 3, 2008 at 8:54 am

    HA HA HA

    Love. It wants to be recorded.

  10. edmcbride

    September 3, 2008 at 7:49 pm

    simple. text message

    i’m stuck. fire. luv u. kthxbye

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