Answer The Damn Phone

Me: If you hear the house phone ringing at 7:30 in the morning you should answer it because you know it’s me.
Him: Mmmhmm.
Me: I mean, I could be on the side of the road dying, you should really answer it.
Him: Then you shouldn’t be calling me.
Me: Ok, well I called 911 first but then I’m calling you because the car is burning, I can’t get out and I want to tell you one last time that I love you.
Him: That’s what voicemail is for.

[tags]manly man, conversation[/tags]

  1. whall

    September 2, 2008 at 10:17 am

    No kidding. Wouldn’t you want that parting conveyance of love and devotion to be archived for all time? How selfish is it to need it to be delivered live?

    🙂

  2. Cheri

    September 2, 2008 at 10:58 am

    Men, blah! What dorks!! lol

  3. Gwenhwyfar

    September 2, 2008 at 12:08 pm

    To be fair, that is what voicemail is for.

    :gwen:

  4. DutchBitch

    September 2, 2008 at 12:46 pm

    OK… I gotta say… he IS funny…

    :dutchy:

  5. Amanda

    September 2, 2008 at 5:50 pm

    I’ve had almost this exact conversation with mike, as he never answers his phone.

  6. metalmom

    September 2, 2008 at 11:58 pm

    Hubs never wants to answer his phone. What if I needed bail or something? :annoyed:

  7. Gemini

    September 3, 2008 at 8:30 am

    I may need to kick his ass for that one… :whosnext:

    Plus,lol you could always call the VM after and leave a message…

    LOL

  8. Robin

    September 3, 2008 at 8:46 am

    Whall – I know. How selfish am I?

    Cheri – I know, can’t live with them, can’t get them to answer the damn phone.

    Heather – He’s quite entertaining at times.

    Gwen – :whack:

    Dutchy – You aren’t trying to call him though.

    Avi – Obviously.

    Amanda – They should be fined for that I think.

    MM – I know seriously. If it had to do with sex I bet they would have wished they’d answered the phone.

    Gemini – Always thinkin.

  9. themuttprincess

    September 3, 2008 at 8:54 am

    HA HA HA

    Love. It wants to be recorded.

  10. edmcbride

    September 3, 2008 at 7:49 pm

    simple. text message

    i’m stuck. fire. luv u. kthxbye

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