Answer The Damn Phone

Me: If you hear the house phone ringing at 7:30 in the morning you should answer it because you know it’s me.
Him: Mmmhmm.
Me: I mean, I could be on the side of the road dying, you should really answer it.
Him: Then you shouldn’t be calling me.
Me: Ok, well I called 911 first but then I’m calling you because the car is burning, I can’t get out and I want to tell you one last time that I love you.
Him: That’s what voicemail is for.

[tags]manly man, conversation[/tags]


  • http://whall.org/blog whall

    No kidding. Wouldn’t you want that parting conveyance of love and devotion to be archived for all time? How selfish is it to need it to be delivered live?
    :)

  • http://ocheree.wordpress.com Cheri

    Men, blah! What dorks!! lol

  • http://www.heathersblog.com Heather B

    lol, this is great

  • Gwenhwyfar

    To be fair, that is what voicemail is for.

    :gwen:

  • http://thedutchfiles.com DutchBitch

    OK… I gotta say… he IS funny…

    :dutchy:

  • http://www.avitable.com Avitable

    I’m with Erik.

  • http://amandainreallife.blogspot.com Amanda

    I’ve had almost this exact conversation with mike, as he never answers his phone.

  • http://dontwannahearit.com metalmom

    Hubs never wants to answer his phone. What if I needed bail or something? :annoyed:

  • Gemini

    I may need to kick his ass for that one… :whosnext:

    Plus,lol you could always call the VM after and leave a message…

    LOL

  • http://www.roadlessunraveled.com Robin

    Whall - I know. How selfish am I?

    Cheri - I know, can’t live with them, can’t get them to answer the damn phone.

    Heather - He’s quite entertaining at times.

    Gwen - :whack:

    Dutchy - You aren’t trying to call him though.

    Avi - Obviously.

    Amanda - They should be fined for that I think.

    MM - I know seriously. If it had to do with sex I bet they would have wished they’d answered the phone.

    Gemini - Always thinkin.

  • http://www.themuttprincess.com themuttprincess

    HA HA HA

    Love. It wants to be recorded.

  • edmcbride

    simple. text message

    i’m stuck. fire. luv u. kthxbye