Me: If you hear the house phone ringing at 7:30 in the morning you should answer it because you know it’s me.
Him: Mmmhmm.
Me: I mean, I could be on the side of the road dying, you should really answer it.
Him: Then you shouldn’t be calling me.
Me: Ok, well I called 911 first but then I’m calling you because the car is burning, I can’t get out and I want to tell you one last time that I love you.
Him: That’s what voicemail is for.

[tags]manly man, conversation[/tags]

  • whall

    No kidding. Wouldn’t you want that parting conveyance of love and devotion to be archived for all time? How selfish is it to need it to be delivered live?


  • Cheri

    Men, blah! What dorks!! lol

  • Heather B

    lol, this is great

  • Gwenhwyfar

    To be fair, that is what voicemail is for.


  • DutchBitch

    OK… I gotta say… he IS funny…


  • Avitable

    I’m with Erik.

  • Amanda

    I’ve had almost this exact conversation with mike, as he never answers his phone.

  • metalmom

    Hubs never wants to answer his phone. What if I needed bail or something? :annoyed:

  • Gemini

    I may need to kick his ass for that one… :whosnext:

    Plus,lol you could always call the VM after and leave a message…


  • Robin

    Whall - I know. How selfish am I?

    Cheri - I know, can’t live with them, can’t get them to answer the damn phone.

    Heather - He’s quite entertaining at times.

    Gwen - :whack:

    Dutchy - You aren’t trying to call him though.

    Avi - Obviously.

    Amanda - They should be fined for that I think.

    MM - I know seriously. If it had to do with sex I bet they would have wished they’d answered the phone.

    Gemini - Always thinkin.

  • themuttprincess

    HA HA HA

    Love. It wants to be recorded.

  • edmcbride

    simple. text message

    i’m stuck. fire. luv u. kthxbye

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