Me: If you hear the house phone ringing at 7:30 in the morning you should answer it because you know it’s me.
Him: Mmmhmm.
Me: I mean, I could be on the side of the road dying, you should really answer it.
Him: Then you shouldn’t be calling me.
Me: Ok, well I called 911 first but then I’m calling you because the car is burning, I can’t get out and I want to tell you one last time that I love you.
Him: That’s what voicemail is for.

[tags]manly man, conversation[/tags]

0 Thoughts on “Answer The Damn Phone

  1. No kidding. Wouldn’t you want that parting conveyance of love and devotion to be archived for all time? How selfish is it to need it to be delivered live?

    :)

  2. Men, blah! What dorks!! lol

  3. lol, this is great

  4. Gwenhwyfar on September 2, 2008 at 12:08 pm said:

    To be fair, that is what voicemail is for.

    :gwen:

  5. OK… I gotta say… he IS funny…

    :dutchy:

  6. I’m with Erik.

  7. I’ve had almost this exact conversation with mike, as he never answers his phone.

  8. Hubs never wants to answer his phone. What if I needed bail or something? :annoyed:

  9. I may need to kick his ass for that one… :whosnext:

    Plus,lol you could always call the VM after and leave a message…

    LOL

  10. Whall - I know. How selfish am I?

    Cheri - I know, can’t live with them, can’t get them to answer the damn phone.

    Heather - He’s quite entertaining at times.

    Gwen - :whack:

    Dutchy - You aren’t trying to call him though.

    Avi - Obviously.

    Amanda - They should be fined for that I think.

    MM - I know seriously. If it had to do with sex I bet they would have wished they’d answered the phone.

    Gemini - Always thinkin.

  11. HA HA HA

    Love. It wants to be recorded.

  12. edmcbride on September 3, 2008 at 7:49 pm said:

    simple. text message

    i’m stuck. fire. luv u. kthxbye

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