Answer The Damn Phone
Me: If you hear the house phone ringing at 7:30 in the morning you should answer it because you know it’s me.
Me: I mean, I could be on the side of the road dying, you should really answer it.
Him: Then you shouldn’t be calling me.
Me: Ok, well I called 911 first but then I’m calling you because the car is burning, I can’t get out and I want to tell you one last time that I love you.
Him: That’s what voicemail is for.
[tags]manly man, conversation[/tags]