Strewth! I just twigged that I have not updated this since they let me out!… You would not believe how terribly tardy the Victorian internet can be. I prostrate myself in sorrow and beg thy forgiveness..

I am lost in a sea of pseudo-olde-english with my brahs, waiting for the onshore winds, just generally being a delightful mistress to anyone unfortunate to cross my path, my day is filled with fluorescent light from the second I am woken by murderous Teletubbies to never. I am avoiding recapture. but never say never.

I go, my lords and ladies; just won’t blog until the next time booze prices go up and I have to get sober for a while. Go with God, good friends. The Piccaninnies say I have to!

Thanks Lazy Blogger.