Come On Over

If you came to my house…

You would see: a dead mouse or something probably, because Pilot is a serial killer.

I’d probably feed you: beer, that’s usually all we really have to offer. Right now we have some Girl Scout cookies if you want some of them. I do have lube and this tasty cream stuff, I’ll show you what I mean when you get here.

And offer you to drink: beer but I already told you that, beer is not just a drink here, it’s a way of life.

I’d undoubtedly ask if you’d read: the bible and if you have, I’ll suggest you forget all of that while at my house because it won’t do you any good here.

I’d want to play you the music: from the Foo Fighters until you are completely brainwashed. Once I’ve done that I’ll move onto Weezer, Keane and Jimmy Eat World until you are putty in my hands.

I’d want to tell you about: my scheme to kidnap Kevin Spacey, Gwen is involved in this scheme of course, she has all the tools.

I’d probably suggest a game of: a gam of Tic Tak Toe. I’ll be the Tak, one of you can be the Tic and the Toe. Wait, what is that game again and does it involve blindfolds?

I would definitely show off: my muffins. I mean if I have a guest over I should make some kind of muffins, maybe banana nut or raspberry, whatever floats your boat. Wait, what did you think I meant? :eyebrow:

I might get on the computer and show you: How I ignore my husband on a daily basis and have him do all the chores for me, it’s something you could learn in time as my guest.

If it was a long enough visit: we might come up with nicknames for each other and make up our own secret handshake.

I would share: my emense knowledge on movies and which ones are ok to like and which ones are not. You will be tested afterwards.

So, when are you stopping by?

  1. H.

    July 18, 2008 at 10:40 am

    Love it. I may steal it.

    Have you and Erik ever decided on a secret handshake? Roscoe and I have one. It’s really cool and at the end he gets to grab my boobs. :thumbsup:

  2. Robin

    July 18, 2008 at 10:44 am

    Bucky – That means you are cool.

    H – Ever since you told me you had one I’ve wanted one.

  3. The Absurdist

    July 18, 2008 at 11:19 am

    Man, I don’t want to see your muffins. I had to help you with guacamole, for crying out loud!

  4. Amanda

    July 18, 2008 at 11:20 am

    I’ve had many a meal consisting only of beer.

    Plus I’m already brain washed to your musical ways.

  5. themuttprincess

    July 18, 2008 at 11:24 am

    Beer, secret handshakes and dead mice.

    I think I will be over next Monday. Sounds like too much fun!!!!!!!!!

  6. cheri

    July 18, 2008 at 11:31 am

    I’ll be seeing the Foo Fighters reeallll soon 🙂 :nana:

  7. Gwen

    July 18, 2008 at 1:35 pm

    Not only do I have the tools but I found the perfect getaway car too!

    :gwen:

  8. Robin

    July 18, 2008 at 1:39 pm

    Chelle – Good point.

    Amanda – That’s why I love you.

    TMP – You sure know a good time when you see it!

    Cheri – :gemini:

    Gwen – I know I will always have you if I need a getaway car or to get rid of a body.

  9. Turnbaby

    July 18, 2008 at 2:30 pm

    Hmmm—beer? check

    Jimmy Eat World? Check

    Plot to kidnap Kevin Sp…..er…John Cusack? Check!

  10. themuttprincess

    July 18, 2008 at 3:43 pm

    I do. You had me at dead mouse.

    And Beer.

  11. Coffee in Kits

    July 18, 2008 at 7:44 pm

    Good to know… I’ll just remember to keep my headphones on… 😉

    (btw: great idea for a post!)

  12. crystal

    July 18, 2008 at 7:45 pm

    I so need to come visit, if only for the beer and the kidnapping plot.

  13. Tense Teacher

    July 18, 2008 at 9:29 pm

    Chatty said you were a cool read, and she was right…. What a fun meme! Do you mind if I steal it?

    And, my husband would be right at home at your house — beer and cookies are his favorite food groups.

  14. Robin

    July 18, 2008 at 9:39 pm

    Turnbaby – We’ll pick up John first and then go and get Kevin In the UK.

    TMP – I know what lures you in.

    Coffee – :eyebrow:

    Crystal – Road trip!

    Tense – It’s $1.25 to use it, that or just a comment so there you go. Take away! Any friend of Chatty is a friend of mine.

  15. kapgar

    July 20, 2008 at 4:59 pm

    Can I borrow Pilot for a week or so? Need to make sure I actually got rid of my uninvited “cohabitants.”

  16. Robin

    July 20, 2008 at 6:28 pm

    Sure, he works for dry food and petting.

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