Come On Over
If you came to my house…
You would see: a dead mouse or something probably, because Pilot is a serial killer.
I’d probably feed you: beer, that’s usually all we really have to offer. Right now we have some Girl Scout cookies if you want some of them. I do have lube and this tasty cream stuff, I’ll show you what I mean when you get here.
And offer you to drink: beer but I already told you that, beer is not just a drink here, it’s a way of life.
I’d undoubtedly ask if you’d read: the bible and if you have, I’ll suggest you forget all of that while at my house because it won’t do you any good here.
I’d want to play you the music: from the Foo Fighters until you are completely brainwashed. Once I’ve done that I’ll move onto Weezer, Keane and Jimmy Eat World until you are putty in my hands.
I’d want to tell you about: my scheme to kidnap Kevin Spacey, Gwen is involved in this scheme of course, she has all the tools.
I’d probably suggest a game of: a gam of Tic Tak Toe. I’ll be the Tak, one of you can be the Tic and the Toe. Wait, what is that game again and does it involve blindfolds?
I would definitely show off: my muffins. I mean if I have a guest over I should make some kind of muffins, maybe banana nut or raspberry, whatever floats your boat. Wait, what did you think I meant? :eyebrow:
I might get on the computer and show you: How I ignore my husband on a daily basis and have him do all the chores for me, it’s something you could learn in time as my guest.
If it was a long enough visit: we might come up with nicknames for each other and make up our own secret handshake.
I would share: my emense knowledge on movies and which ones are ok to like and which ones are not. You will be tested afterwards.
So, when are you stopping by?
Bucky
July 18, 2008 at 9:55 amI like weezer. 🙂
H.
July 18, 2008 at 10:40 amLove it. I may steal it.
Have you and Erik ever decided on a secret handshake? Roscoe and I have one. It’s really cool and at the end he gets to grab my boobs. :thumbsup:
Robin
July 18, 2008 at 10:44 amBucky – That means you are cool.
H – Ever since you told me you had one I’ve wanted one.
The Absurdist
July 18, 2008 at 11:19 amMan, I don’t want to see your muffins. I had to help you with guacamole, for crying out loud!
Amanda
July 18, 2008 at 11:20 amI’ve had many a meal consisting only of beer.
Plus I’m already brain washed to your musical ways.
themuttprincess
July 18, 2008 at 11:24 amBeer, secret handshakes and dead mice.
I think I will be over next Monday. Sounds like too much fun!!!!!!!!!
cheri
July 18, 2008 at 11:31 amI’ll be seeing the Foo Fighters reeallll soon 🙂 :nana:
Gwen
July 18, 2008 at 1:35 pmNot only do I have the tools but I found the perfect getaway car too!
:gwen:
Robin
July 18, 2008 at 1:39 pmChelle – Good point.
Amanda – That’s why I love you.
TMP – You sure know a good time when you see it!
Cheri – :gemini:
Gwen – I know I will always have you if I need a getaway car or to get rid of a body.
Turnbaby
July 18, 2008 at 2:30 pmHmmm—beer? check
Jimmy Eat World? Check
Plot to kidnap Kevin Sp…..er…John Cusack? Check!
themuttprincess
July 18, 2008 at 3:43 pmI do. You had me at dead mouse.
And Beer.
Coffee in Kits
July 18, 2008 at 7:44 pmGood to know… I’ll just remember to keep my headphones on… 😉
(btw: great idea for a post!)
crystal
July 18, 2008 at 7:45 pmI so need to come visit, if only for the beer and the kidnapping plot.
Tense Teacher
July 18, 2008 at 9:29 pmChatty said you were a cool read, and she was right…. What a fun meme! Do you mind if I steal it?
And, my husband would be right at home at your house — beer and cookies are his favorite food groups.
Robin
July 18, 2008 at 9:39 pmTurnbaby – We’ll pick up John first and then go and get Kevin In the UK.
TMP – I know what lures you in.
Coffee – :eyebrow:
Crystal – Road trip!
Tense – It’s $1.25 to use it, that or just a comment so there you go. Take away! Any friend of Chatty is a friend of mine.
kapgar
July 20, 2008 at 4:59 pmCan I borrow Pilot for a week or so? Need to make sure I actually got rid of my uninvited “cohabitants.”
Robin
July 20, 2008 at 6:28 pmSure, he works for dry food and petting.