Top 5 Least Funny Movies

From the movies that were meant to be funny, but weren’t. I know most people won’t agree with me and that’s ok.

5. There’s Something About Mary – I don’t know if I just waited too long to see this movie or if the jokes just went right over my head but I didn’t laugh once.

4. The Waterboy – Why is the only thing I remember from this movie is Rob Schneider and what the hell is funny about “you can DO it”?

3. Austin Powers – I don’t know which one had the Scottish guy in it but that totally turned me off these movies. If it was ever funny at any point, it lost it for me after I saw him.

2. Dumb and Dumber – It might be just me but diarea is just not funny, nothing about poop is funny. For that matter, pee isn’t really all that funny either or anything that comes out of your body other than words.

1. The Pest – Never has a character been more annoying, so much so I can’t even remember all the reasons because I’ve blocked it out. I actually walked out of this movie.

  1. H.

    July 17, 2008 at 9:43 am

    No no no no no! There’s Something About Mary is a great movie. How do you not laugh when Pat asks “Cute dog. Does it bite?” and whatshisface answers “Little bit. Get in.” Or when Ted is getting rushed into the ambulance and the entire neighborhood is there and Warren is yelling “He was masturbating!”

  2. cheri

    July 17, 2008 at 10:07 am

    I agree with all of these minus Something about Mary. It has some funny parts. Overall it was like the rest dumb but it did make me lol often. 🙂

  3. B

    July 17, 2008 at 10:31 am

    I agree with a few of them!

  4. Amanda

    July 17, 2008 at 10:37 am

    I liked Austin Powers, but it could be because I was 13 when the first one came out. Maybe my tastes weren’t as refined as they are now.

    Also, I loved there’s Something About Mary

  5. Heather B

    July 17, 2008 at 1:32 pm

    I liked “something about mary” but definitially wouldn’t be one of the movies I say ohh you have to see this. as far as dumb and dumber well that movie IMO was just one of those it’s so stupid you have to laugh

  6. themuttprincess

    July 17, 2008 at 1:33 pm

    I never saw the pest one..

    But the others were funny enough.

    To me anyhow.

    To each his own, huh?

  7. Jen

    July 17, 2008 at 1:47 pm

    I liked 5, 4 & 3. #2 was stupid and I’ve never seen #1. Maybe I just like dumb movies too much!

  8. Soapy Nethers

    July 17, 2008 at 5:05 pm

    Schindler’s List was a comedy that I thought was really lame. I didn’t laugh once.

  9. Coffee in Kits

    July 18, 2008 at 12:51 am

    Thank gawd… I no longer have to watch no. 1 and no. 4!
    However, I did find no. 3 amusing… even fat bastard (aka “that Scottish guy”)…

  10. Superfly IT Guy

    July 21, 2008 at 10:58 pm

    :omg: I can watch #5 over and over again, I love the two musicians, and that dog was awesome! :winner: I liked 3 and 4, hated 2, and never heard of #1. :tongue

  11. Robin

    July 22, 2008 at 9:12 am

    H – Uhm, yeah none of that was funny. I’m a snob.

    Cheri – I can’t think of one funny part.

    B – Good stance.

    Amanda – I had taste at 13, well except for some of my tv shows.

    Heather – No, just stupid.

    TMP – I won’t hold that against you.

    Jen – Maybe you should see The Pest then, let me know.

    Soapy – Yeah, the comedy was awful in that.

    Coffee – :yuck:

    SIG – Maybe you should see The Pest too, maybe it should be a field trip.

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