Suckups Please Apply

Blogging gives me extra love, devotion and corruption that I just can’t find so diversly in everyday life. I’ve looked long and hard for the right bloggers to fill certain parts of my life. As many of you know a certain someone has decided to stop blogging and while I hope someday he comes back in one way or another I feel I need to have someone fill his spot at least for the time being. Here is my personal ad:

Married female blogger looking for male blogger to flatter her relentlessly, make offensive remarks about The Wonder Twins, love her unconditionally, offer leud comments whenever possible, hit on her husband, send her bagels, and basic suckup extraordinaire. Sexual preference not an issue.

  1. themuttprincess

    July 10, 2008 at 10:23 am

    Dang it!

    I am a female. But I can still flatter you, love the wonder twins….

    I hope you find just the right person!!!!!!!

  2. Avitable

    July 10, 2008 at 10:36 am

    I’m not so good at the sucking up thing. :avi:

  3. Amanda

    July 10, 2008 at 10:41 am

    I’m not a dude, but I can talk about the wonder twins more often if you’d like. And hit on Erik.

  4. Robin

    July 10, 2008 at 10:43 am

    TMP – See you already fill a gap though — I’m just not sure what it is. But you fill one for sure!

    BPR – You don’t need a penis darling, your boobs are enough for me.

    Avi – I hadn’t noticed :eyebrow:

    Amanda – Nobody fills a void like you.

  5. Cheri

    July 10, 2008 at 12:21 pm

    Well I :heart: you unconditionally but I’m not sure I feel comfortable with the lewd comments, and hitting on the husband. I’m just too nice for that stuff.

    And if you believe that you really don’t know me LOL

  6. ed

    July 10, 2008 at 4:49 pm

    offensive remark (funbags!!!) check
    hitting on erik (dayum, whadda man now bend over mmm daddy likes ) check

  7. Gwen

    July 11, 2008 at 12:51 am

    So… ummm… Do I have a special title of my own or should I apply for this position?
    (hehehe… I got “tit” and “position” in the same comment…)

    :gwen:

  8. The Absurdist

    July 11, 2008 at 11:41 am

    What. i don’t count? I suck up to your ass all the time.

  9. Robin

    July 11, 2008 at 11:46 am

    Cheri – Maybe I should make a “hit on Erik” day.

    Ed – You might just be the guy for me!

    Gwen – A title? I suppose you’ve earned one, I will have to think about it.

    Gemini – :eyebrow:

    Chelle – You’ll get a title too, but I must figure it out first.

  10. Soapy Nethers

    July 11, 2008 at 12:39 pm

    What, I am being displaced just because I don’t blog anymore?

    Well, I blog a little bit on my other blog, but that is more whoring than blogging.

    Just because I don’t blog anymore doesn’t mean I don’t want to sleep with Erik, or motorboat the Wonder Twins, or have rousing anal sex with half your wedding party. Gee whiz!

  11. Robin

    July 11, 2008 at 12:42 pm

    Well that’s good to know… :whip: :robin: :erik:

  12. Gemini

    July 11, 2008 at 12:46 pm

    I was just saying I miss the big guy too! :mrfab:

    I miss reading his posts and giggling to myself…:sad:

    Hey Maybe we could petition him to come back! I bet we could get over 200 signatures! :bpr:

  13. H.

    July 12, 2008 at 12:04 pm

    I can do all that for ya if you can overlook the fact that I don’t have a penis.

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