New Slang

Erik learned some new slang while hanging out in Amherst with his friends and I think I need to help spread them around. Maybe you’ve heard some of them before.

Prostitots: Like a tween who is into Brats Girls who dress like hoochies.

Shit Show: A bad incident surrounded by chaos.

Walmartians: The classy people who shop at Walmart all the time.

Targetards: They used this term for the people who work at Target in Amherst but most Targets I’ve been too have had relatively normal people. I’ve decided to use this term for people like me who have to shop there several times a week buying abolutely nothing of importance.

  1. bluepaintred

    July 8, 2008 at 9:12 am

    I had heard prostitots, but not in quite they way you mean it. Here, well not here, but in the city 15 minutes from me the prostitutes start working at ten – sometimes less, but the average age of our prostitutes is 13

    Sigh

  2. The Absurdist

    July 8, 2008 at 9:42 am

    Prostitots I have heard; probably because I have a niece about the age of those girls that dress like that. The others I have not heard. Freakin’ hilarious!

  3. themuttprincess

    July 8, 2008 at 10:46 am

    I am so glad that people are aware that classy people do shop at Walmart.

  4. MisstressM

    July 8, 2008 at 11:09 am

    Hot dang! I have to use those.

  5. Amanda

    July 8, 2008 at 11:31 am

    Oh my God I love Target so much. I’m a Targetard with youi

  6. H.

    July 8, 2008 at 11:50 am

    By your definition, I’m a total Targetard. Have you ever been down their cleaning aisle? Pure heaven.

  7. B

    July 8, 2008 at 12:08 pm

    I love the first one and I think I might be the last one :blush:

  8. Robin

    July 8, 2008 at 12:12 pm

    BPR – I guess that is the highest level of prostitots.

    Chelle – Start using em!

    TMP – That fanny pack is so stylish!

    MistressM – You best!

    Amanda – We should be proud!

    H – Personally I love their beauty isle and LOVE their office supplies. :twitchy:

    B – Who isn’t?

  9. Absurdist

    July 8, 2008 at 12:14 pm

    Hell no. I have already been accused of racism. You think I am going to be accused of storism too?

  10. Avitable

    July 8, 2008 at 2:52 pm

    Prostitots sound tasty with some salt.

  11. Tara

    July 8, 2008 at 3:03 pm

    Uh, Robin, isn’t it BratZZZZZZ?

    :nana:

  12. H.

    July 8, 2008 at 3:28 pm

    Ooooh. Yeah. They have awesome office supplies. But still, the cleaning aisle ROCKS!! :rock:

  13. Jen

    July 8, 2008 at 10:24 pm

    I like those! I will use them in my blog!

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