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0 Thoughts on “Adjusting To Married Life

  1. Isn’t it supposed to be no more having sex with Erik? lol

  2. I hear you can stop shaving, too.

    Wait, you weren’t a virgin?

  3. I think you’ve just discovered the real reasons why people get married.

  4. I think you are on to something!!!!!

  5. so… wait… what do I gotta do to find one of these husband type things you speak of???

  6. You don’t have to have sex when you don’t want to anymore, and you don’t have to make up excuses.

    You can fart all you want.

    You can say things like “I’ll be right back, I have to pluck my chin hair.”

    Married life rocks!


  7. Heather – Oh was that it?

    Amanda – I was a virgin…of marriage 😉

    Gwen – I think I have too.

    TMP – Seriously.

    Tori – I think you can get them on Amazon.com.

    H – Well I would have done it years ago if I could.

  8. LMAO – perfect!!

  9. Gemini on July 1, 2008 at 10:28 am said:

    :rock: Being married has it’s Perks… lol :whistle:

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