Adjusting To Married Life

Now that life has mostly gone back to normal I’ve realized how different everything is as a married woman.

  1. No more pretending I’m virginal although I think I kept up appearances of it for a long time :angel:
  2. No more having sex with other men, at least not when he’s home.
  3. No more makeup, dressing up or trying to look my best…it doesn’t really matter anymore does it? I figure sweatpants will do.
  4. No more trying to be prim and proper. Now I can really swear and be offensive.
  5. No more trying to be nice to Erik or consider his feelings, they don’t really matter anymore now that I’ve trapped him for good 👿
  6. No more pretending I can cook, luckily Erik can cook and I can just bring home the bacon.
  7. No more listening to his stories, I can just pretend I am listening and if he notices I am not listening I can just use The Wonder Twins.

I think this whole marriage thing is going to work out just fine :erik:

  1. Heather B

    June 30, 2008 at 11:19 am

    Isn’t it supposed to be no more having sex with Erik? lol

  2. Amanda

    June 30, 2008 at 11:41 am

    I hear you can stop shaving, too.

    Wait, you weren’t a virgin?

  3. Gwen

    June 30, 2008 at 12:01 pm

    I think you’ve just discovered the real reasons why people get married.

  4. themuttprincess

    June 30, 2008 at 12:59 pm

    I think you are on to something!!!!!

  5. Tori

    June 30, 2008 at 2:12 pm

    so… wait… what do I gotta do to find one of these husband type things you speak of???

  6. H.

    June 30, 2008 at 6:47 pm

    You don’t have to have sex when you don’t want to anymore, and you don’t have to make up excuses.

    You can fart all you want.

    You can say things like “I’ll be right back, I have to pluck my chin hair.”

    Married life rocks!


  7. Robin

    June 30, 2008 at 6:56 pm

    Heather – Oh was that it?

    Amanda – I was a virgin…of marriage 😉

    Gwen – I think I have too.

    TMP – Seriously.

    Tori – I think you can get them on

    H – Well I would have done it years ago if I could.

  8. Gemini

    July 1, 2008 at 10:28 am

    :rock: Being married has it’s Perks… lol :whistle:

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