I Will Survive
- I am back and I survived. I don’t do sick well, I don’t like it. I’m a big baby and whine the whole time. Isn’t Erik lucky?
- I learned yesterday that Bea Arthur isn’t “B Arthur” and that she’s actually straight. Can you blame me for the confusion?
- I hadn’t had a beer in days, I thought I was going to die.
- I saw a little dog in a swing yesterday by the lake, what is wrong with people? It was cute though, in a mentally retarded way.
- Do you think it’s a sign that all my pre-wedding parties are getting screwed up means that my wedding day will be flawless?
- I’m hoping the large iced vanilla latte I had to get a second mortgage to pay for this morning fully cures me of my illness. That’s the least it should do right?
If I showed up at your door with all my bags what would you say?
- Come on in, I just made cocktails. (62%)
- Did you bring the lube this time? (23%)
- Uhm, did you get lost on your way home again? (8%)
- Do I know you? (0%)
Total Votes: 12
Don’t forget about the contest that closes by midnight June 1st and I still have openings for guest posting!