I Will Survive

  • I am back and I survived. I don’t do sick well, I don’t like it. I’m a big baby and whine the whole time. Isn’t Erik lucky?
  • I learned yesterday that Bea Arthur isn’t “B Arthur” and that she’s actually straight. Can you blame me for the confusion?
  • I hadn’t had a beer in days, I thought I was going to die.
  • I saw a little dog in a swing yesterday by the lake, what is wrong with people? It was cute though, in a mentally retarded way.
  • Do you think it’s a sign that all my pre-wedding parties are getting screwed up means that my wedding day will be flawless?
  • I’m hoping the large iced vanilla latte I had to get a second mortgage to pay for this morning fully cures me of my illness. That’s the least it should do right?

Poll Results:

If I showed up at your door with all my bags what would you say?

  • Come on in, I just made cocktails. (62%)
  • Did you bring the lube this time? (23%)
  • Uhm, did you get lost on your way home again? (8%)
  • Do I know you? (0%)

Total Votes: 12

Don’t forget about the contest that closes by midnight June 1st and I still have openings for guest posting!

  1. Avitable

    May 28, 2008 at 8:47 am

    I think a dog on a swing sounds cute!

  2. Cheri

    May 28, 2008 at 9:59 am

    I love that retards statement LMAO – Glad you’re feeling better! I think you may have something there – the wedding will be great! All your bad mojo is out of the way now 🙂

  3. Mr. Fabulous

    May 28, 2008 at 10:24 am

    Crap—the contest…I need to enter that. First prize is a handjob, right?

    I can’t wait until your radio show appearance. HA!

  4. themuttprincess

    May 28, 2008 at 10:49 am

    A dog in a swing? Where do people come up with these things?

  5. Robin

    May 28, 2008 at 10:52 am

    Avi – You would :avi:

    Cheri – I need a crossfingers smilie.

    Fab – But of course, what else would I offer?

    Mutt – Don’t ask me, if I put one of my cats in a swing I’d lose an eye :twitchy:

  6. DutchBitch

    May 29, 2008 at 3:43 am

    Hey Girlie! Just passing by to let you know there’s some award luvin waiting for you at “my place”

  7. The Absurdist

    May 31, 2008 at 8:06 am

    I have a big one of those printed out…

    And if you showed up at my door, we would eat ben and jerry’s, drink copious amounts of alcohol, and go paper someone’s house.

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