5 Q’s: Bluepaintred

Today is 5 Questions with Bluepaintred. Are you ready? I don’t think you are but give it a try. I’m still trying to pick out the right smilie, I’m so behind today…forgive me. Nevermind, here we are :bpr:

What is the strangest thing you’ve ever done for money?
I have a paper in my closet from an online website that made me ordained.- I can perform weddings, and bless water and shit. (and by shit I do not mean actual feces.,..) See, I wanted to be able to make my own holy water so I could randomly baptize people, and went through all the trouble of doing it, THEN hubs ruins all my fun and says baptisms don’t work that way.

I guess I could still make my bath water holy, but whats the point, really?

What would you do if I were to come to your front door with all of my luggage and I have nowhere to go?
First I would freak. But quietly, inside my head so you would not know. While I was frantically wondering if the toilets were flushed I would show you to your new “room” which isn’t really a room, but the downstairs living room that happens to hold a hide a bed. then I would make you coffee and find out if you:
A. Cooked
B Did windows
C Freely gave out sexual favors, or
D All of the above.
If the answer was D, you would not be allowed to leave. Ever.

Are you repressing any urges?

Maybe. Something seems to be missing in my life, if that makes sense, but for the life of me I cannot figure it out. I bet that if I won the lottery I could figure it out. At heart I am a very lazy person. I don’t really like leaving the house, I don’t like watching TV because remembering what channel and what night shows are on is too much of an effort for me. I have the urges of a sloth, But my nails are in much better shape.

What is in your glove compartment? If there is nothing of interest in there what do you wish was in it?

Right now the only thing in the glove compartment is the little book that came with the car – The one for writing oil changes and keeping the registration safe. The only reason it is empty, though, is that we are trying to sell it and apparently old scratch lotto tickets and McDonald’s ketchup packets aren’t a favorable selling point.

Truth or dare?

Always truth. Always. I’ve only played the game a few times because I hate dares. New things terrify me. For example : It took me until last year before I filled the car’s gas tank for the first time – and even that was just pulling up to the pump and telling the guy to fill it up. I haven’t done it since either. Whenever I have to leave the house, unless it is to do something I have done a million times before, I have panic attacks. Just the thought of sitting with someone and having them dare me to do something I haven’t done before makes me sweat.


There is a new poll up, give it a try if you want.

Also, I have 2 people so far to guest post during my wedding absense…anyone else interested in writing something? If so please email me and I can set you up with access to be a contributor.

  1. Mr. Fabulous

    May 19, 2008 at 9:28 am

    I am a little freaked out that at any given time Blue’s toilets may or may not be flushed.

    If you need me to do a second guest post, just let me know sweetie.

  2. Avitable

    May 19, 2008 at 9:49 am

    That’s a perfect smiley.

  3. themuttprincess

    May 19, 2008 at 10:31 am

    I would totally pick truth as well. I am too honest sometimes, but a dare scares the hell outta me!

  4. Robin

    May 19, 2008 at 11:02 am

    Fab – You are too kind.

    Avi – Good to know.

    Mutt – Yeah I’m not a dare person either.

  5. bluepaintred

    May 19, 2008 at 1:35 pm

    :bpr: I can post, you got that email right?. i wanna post! :bpr:

    Fab- I have three kids and a husband – all of whom own penii. At any given time – in a home where penii outnumber – you are likely to find an unflushed toilet!

    I feel bouncy today….

  6. Robin

    May 19, 2008 at 1:37 pm

    I got your message, you are one of the 2.

  7. bluepaintred

    May 19, 2008 at 1:47 pm

    YAY! so uh… anything off limits on your blog? and why in the HELL is there a link under related posts for “the pussy bride”?

  8. Robin

    May 19, 2008 at 1:53 pm

    Not really, go nuts. Why don’t you go and read it 😀

  9. bluepaintred

    May 19, 2008 at 2:53 pm

    I’m gonna post something about MY wedding. It was a long time ago, so i hope I can remember!

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