This weekend is Erik’s bachelor party and I’m really excited for him. His brother has put together a night on the town in Boston and I’ve made sure not to tell Erik anything.
I just hope that all the guys lay off some of the extracurricular activities that Erik doesn’t tend to enjoy because I don’t want him inadvertently sitting on the sidelines. Erik is not one to complain though, he has a good time just about wherever he goes.
I of course assume there will be strip clubs, hookers, drugs and the occasional farm animal. That’s what all bachelor parties include right? Erik likes donkeys, maybe I should let them know that ahead of time. No point in getting sheep when it’s really not his thing.
So I’ll send Erik off into the wild with a pocket full of $1 and an extra pair of boxers. I’ll assume they bring him back to me with all his limbs and no mysterious ailments.