This weekend is Erik’s bachelor party and I’m really excited for him. His brother has put together a night on the town in Boston and I’ve made sure not to tell Erik anything.

I just hope that all the guys lay off some of the extracurricular activities that Erik doesn’t tend to enjoy because I don’t want him inadvertently sitting on the sidelines. Erik is not one to complain though, he has a good time just about wherever he goes.

I of course assume there will be strip clubs, hookers, drugs and the occasional farm animal. That’s what all bachelor parties include right? Erik likes donkeys, maybe I should let them know that ahead of time. No point in getting sheep when it’s really not his thing.

So I’ll send Erik off into the wild with a pocket full of $1 and an extra pair of boxers. I’ll assume they bring him back to me with all his limbs and no mysterious ailments.


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  1. GOOD for you for not being one of those bridezillas that set constraints on bachelor parties. I wouldn’t have either.

    I do hope that they took it into consideration too; usually they will try to do the things that HE likes to do… Hopefully it’s just watching the donkey show and not participating.

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  2. I’m glad that I didn’t get a bachelor party. My friends would have wanted to do something like strip clubs, and I just have no desire to step foot in one of those places.

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  3. Abs – Oh no I’m so excited for him to go out with friends, he needs some testosterone…he’s around me too much.

    Avi – Yeah Erik’s last bachelor party was a strip club and he hated it but then his brother was like 20 then so he didn’t really know any better. This time he’s going to have a great time…even my brother is going :gdg:

  4. Those farm animals…they are gonna make a man out of him in a way you never could…

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  5. SO when is your party my dear?? I say skip the shower and go for the male strippers – that’s what I’d do. LOL

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  6. Fab – Good thing.

    Cheri – Mine is the weekend after and I know a little of what we are doing but not all the details. No strippers, if I had strippers they wouldn’t be male :yuck:

  7. Just make sure they specify they want a girl for the donkey show, no unisex names like Kelly.

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  8. Have fun Erik! And do NOT behave!!!

    When is your PARTY!!???!!!???

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  9. Better a donkey and a sheep than a turkey; and soooo glad (though I kind of
    suspected it anyway) that you’re not one of them crazies with the “don’t do this
    and don’t do that”

    What are YOU doing?

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  10. Amanda – Yes, good point!

    Mutt – The weekend after 😉

    Ro – I must agree. Oh I will fill you all in on what I know next week.

  11. ehm… how did you manage to get that picture of Erik ahead of time… do you have a crystal ball camera?

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  12. Hee hee–are the dollar bills numbered sequentially?

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