• There should be a support group for brides. This support group should have :martini: and prescription drugs. Oh and it should take place at a spa.
  • I think I found the bride t-shirt I wanted. I didn’t want a bridezilla one because that really
    isn’t true and I don’t think that’s something to be proud of. I didn’t want some crap about how my life is over or how his life is over. This one I think is perfect.
  • I also want this shirt but I guess I can wait to get this one until later. This one is also cute, I don’t know which one I want but I have to have one of them.
  • I heard that Linens N’ Things are going bankrupt. This is good and bad. Good because they were fucking assholes to me the other day for no reason. Bad because I still have a registry on there and that’s where most people have used. Oh well, I have better stuff on the Macys one anyway :fu:
  • Except for the duvet I wanted so desperately and isn’t available in a Queen size anymore 🙁
  • I sometimes get paranoid about my cleavage but I always forget, it looks like a lot more is showing from my point of view :robin:
  • I also keep crying, all week, over songs on the radio. This one in particular.

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The Wonder Twins, it’s what’s for dinner!

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0 Thoughts on “Brides Anonymous

  1. You’re getting married?

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  2. :fu: :dutchy: :gemini: :robin:

  3. Yeah, but you don’t want it to have the typical AA 12 steps. You could come up with your own though.

    With a big candy bowl in front with Xanax, Klonopin, Ativan and all kinds of painkillers. What do kids call those? Candy parties?

    I am SOOOO glad I ordered from Macy’s. I can’t say I am surprised about LAT, because BBAB is kicking their ass. I always go to BBAB rather than LAT. I don’t know why, I just do. It’s usually a proximity thing.

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  4. I think that getting married is stressful, then add all the decisions for food, clothes, colors, dresses, invitations and really it will make a sane person crazy!

    You will be thankful you did it your way and all the beautiful pictures you will have for years and years… It will wonderful.

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  5. LMAO@ Fabby

    Loving the slogan

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  6. I say buy all the shirts! Why buy just one! 😀

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  7. Love those shirts! I want them too-minus the trophy wife. That I’ll prob never be 🙂 I’m ok with that!

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  8. Linens N Things is stinky. Bed Bath and BEYOND rules, though.


  9. Chelle – We could start a club like that ourselves, like NA (Neurotics Anonymous).

    Mutt – I know, I have such up and down days. I think the hardest part is the lack of control you have over something that is all about you. It’s scary, I want to be able to fix everything myself.

    Turnbaby – I’m here to please you.

    B – I like your way of thinking!

    Cheri – It’s kind of a private joke. Erik feels he was a trophy husband in his first marriage so now he gets a trophy wife :winner:

    Tara – I always liked LnT better, I don’t know why :dunno:

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