Morons N’ Things
Why are people stupid?
I got a double thing on my registry at Linens N’ Things that I needed to pick up there but decided since one of the purchases was a duplicate I would just return it and get a gift card or whatever. I went to a cashier and she obviously was a few crayons short of a box.
Me: I need to return this, because it ended up being a duplicate.
Cashier: Ok, well I can put this on the Mastercard.
Me: Well, I actually was thinking of exchanging it for something else.
Cashier: Right now?
Me: Probably not, can I just return it for now. Can I get credit?Â Like a gift card?
Cashier: I’ll put it on the mastercard.
Me: I actually meant to get credit.
This happened over a few times until the manager came over who looked like Aileen Wuornos but more pissed off than a lesbian serial killer hooker.
Aileen: What’s the problem?
Me: I need to return this.
Aileen: You can’t, this person bought it.
Me: I know, from my registry but I need to return it because someone else already bought this.
Aileen: We can put it on the Mastercard.
Me: Ok, whatever :rolleyes: (I didn’t want to fight anymore)
Finally the nice manager or whomever comes over, with an actual smile and seems like she wants to actually help me.
Amy: So what is the problem?
Me: (explain it again)
Amy: Ok, well we can’t give you a refund but we can put it on a gift card.