5 Qs: Dutchy Style

Here are five questions and only five, I haven’t had time to do my One-On-One so I am trying something new. I decided to try out Dutchy Bitch and see how she did.

1. You live in The Netherlands, is that kind of like Neverland?

Well of course it is. Everyone knows that The Netherlands is to-tal-ly like Neverland! In fact, aside from the obvious places like The Mermaids Lagoon (OK, so the North Sea is kinda chilly, deal with it!), Neverpeak Mountain (Yeah, like those stories about The Netherlands being “flat” are true, pffttt) and such, we have an extra feature: The Magical Red Light District! It’s the only place where Peter Pan can be an adult! Yeah, we’re great like that!

2. Obviously you are a bitch, better yet a Dutch bitch, but are you also a lover, a tease and a goddess on your knees?

Ehm… I am not one to blow my own horn (I’d rather blow someone else’s to be honest), so you might wanna pass this question over to The Guy. I am sure he’d be happy to answer that one for you. And while you are at it. Tell him to get his hot ass over here so I can be his lover, tease and goddess on my knees! Will ya?

3. I embarrass easily, if we met up oneday would you go out of your way to embarrass me?

Obviously not. Cuz ya know, aside from being a bitch I am also a very loyal friend and I don’t find any satisfaction in embarrassing my friends (well, aside from Fab maybe, and Avi, cuz they’d do the same to me). Nah, if we met up, I’d take you out on the town to embarrass the rest of the world. I am sure we’d be pretty good at it! Especially if you bring the Wonder Twins! They will for sure embarrass the DutchBitch twins and make them feel totally inadequate!

4. What is it about stilettos you love so much? Is it that they make you taller?Sexier? More badass? Or is it that in a fight you would have a way to seriously injure someone?

The stilletto’s? Cuz they oooozeeeeee SEX SEX SEX! And I like licking the heels… and the oozing SEX… And kicking fucktards in the balls with… and did I mention they ooze SEX!?

5. Why are you smiling like that?

Oh err.. heh… my mind wandered off for a bit there… heh… ooooooozing sex… sorry about that..

Oh and I forgot to add her very own smilie as a way of saying you are officially VIP now! :dutchy:

  1. Avitable

    April 28, 2008 at 8:45 am

    I’d never embarrass anyone! I’m such a genteel, calm person.

  2. Mr. Fabulous

    April 28, 2008 at 9:16 am

    Wow…I get the distinct impression I should have gotten myself over there while we were still engaged…

    Mr. Fabulouss last blog post..It’s a sweet ride!

  3. The Absurdist

    April 28, 2008 at 10:01 am

    Hey, since you are Dutch, aren’t you like, 6’5″ anyway?

  4. themuttprincess

    April 28, 2008 at 10:15 am

    Now all I can think about is sex. Which means this is the best interview EVER!

  5. DutchBitch

    April 28, 2008 at 12:18 pm

    Wow my ID card looks great!!! Thanks for interviewing me, it was fun!

    DutchBitchs last blog post..Not Here Right Now

  6. That Bitchy Chick

    April 28, 2008 at 12:54 pm

    I met up with the DutchBitch and was so not embarrassed to be with her. She was quite behaved actually. But then again, it was during the daytime. I’ve not gone out with her after dark yet. Check back with me in a few months and I’ll let ya know the real scoop on her behavior!!

    That Bitchy Chicks last blog post..The price of a memory

  7. bluepaintred

    April 28, 2008 at 1:01 pm

    awesome. Simply awesome. Hey wait! Did we do our interview and i forgot or did we both forget and just not do it? [insert confused face smiley here pls]

    bluepaintreds last blog post..Getting the legalities out of the way

  8. Robin

    April 28, 2008 at 1:21 pm

    Avi – I can tell.

    Fab – Too little too late.

    Chelle – Why are they tall?

    Mutt – That’s good to hear!

    Dutchy – Feel free to steal the card for yourself.

    Bitchy – Will do!

    BPR – Wanna be next?

  9. DutchBitch

    April 28, 2008 at 2:09 pm

    Oooohhhhh I SO love my personal smiley!!!

    :dutchy: :dutchy: :dutchy: :dutchy: :dutchy: :dutchy: :dutchy: :dutchy: :dutchy: :dutchy:

  10. Robin

    April 28, 2008 at 2:13 pm

    Dutch – :thumbsup: :dance: :robin:

  11. Turnbaby

    April 28, 2008 at 4:24 pm

    You are a woman after my own heart sugar–shoes and sex and a goddess on your knees or any other way 😉

    Turnbabys last blog post..Road Trip

  12. metalmom

    April 28, 2008 at 5:08 pm

    I got stuck on “godddess on her knees” and the smiley.
    Heh heh heh….My mind just got a little dirty.

    metalmoms last blog post..This Just In….

  13. kapgar

    April 29, 2008 at 7:30 am

    Woah! Metalmom’s mind got a little dirty? Then allow mine to get a lot dirty for all of us. Yowza!

    kapgars last blog post..Superman es ilegal…

  14. Robin

    April 29, 2008 at 10:18 am

    Turnbaby – I’m guessing you know a lot about it huh? 😉

    Metalmom – you dirty whore.

    kapgar – :whip:

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