5 Qs: Dutchy Style
Here are five questions and only five, I haven’t had time to do my One-On-One so I am trying something new. I decided to try out Dutchy Bitch and see how she did.
1. You live in The Netherlands, is that kind of like Neverland?
Well of course it is. Everyone knows that The Netherlands is to-tal-ly like Neverland! In fact, aside from the obvious places like The Mermaids Lagoon (OK, so the North Sea is kinda chilly, deal with it!), Neverpeak Mountain (Yeah, like those stories about The Netherlands being “flat” are true, pffttt) and such, we have an extra feature: The Magical Red Light District! It’s the only place where Peter Pan can be an adult! Yeah, we’re great like that!
2. Obviously you are a bitch, better yet a Dutch bitch, but are you also a lover, a tease and a goddess on your knees?
Ehm… I am not one to blow my own horn (I’d rather blow someone else’s to be honest), so you might wanna pass this question over to The Guy. I am sure he’d be happy to answer that one for you. And while you are at it. Tell him to get his hot ass over here so I can be his lover, tease and goddess on my knees! Will ya?
3. I embarrass easily, if we met up oneday would you go out of your way to embarrass me?
Obviously not. Cuz ya know, aside from being a bitch I am also a very loyal friend and I don’t find any satisfaction in embarrassing my friends (well, aside from Fab maybe, and Avi, cuz they’d do the same to me). Nah, if we met up, I’d take you out on the town to embarrass the rest of the world. I am sure we’d be pretty good at it! Especially if you bring the Wonder Twins! They will for sure embarrass the DutchBitch twins and make them feel totally inadequate!
4. What is it about stilettos you love so much? Is it that they make you taller?Sexier? More badass? Or is it that in a fight you would have a way to seriously injure someone?
The stilletto’s? Cuz they oooozeeeeee SEX SEX SEX! And I like licking the heels… and the oozing SEX… And kicking fucktards in the balls with… and did I mention they ooze SEX!?
5. Why are you smiling like that?
Oh err.. heh… my mind wandered off for a bit there… heh… ooooooozing sex… sorry about that..
Oh and I forgot to add her very own smilie as a way of saying you are officially VIP now! :dutchy: