Feelings, Nothing More Than Feelings

You’re feeling: a little bloated, thanks for asking.

To your left: Is not Ewan McGregor, nor is Jake Gyllenhaal or Scarlett Johansen.

On your mind: Cleaning and fixing up my house, sexy huh?

Last meal included: A plain croissant, even though I’ve sworn off carbs :rolleyes:

You sometimes find it hard to: not eat carbs, it’s much easier to crab a bagel or pastry in the morning than a hard boiled egg. I’m lazy people! L.A.Z.Y. Would someone please be my trainer/nutritionist and keep me in line? You can cook for me and sit next to me on my drive to work and scream at me if I think about heading to DD.

The weather: Unbelievable, it better stay this way for the next 5 months.

Something you have a collection of: Boyfriends err guy friends whom I have completely platonic relationships with.

A smell that cheers you up: The smell of spring, especially where I live.

A smell that can ruin your mood: A foul odor coming from the trash can, our house is small so it really is a bother.

How long since you last shaved: I don’t shave, I’m trying an Avitable look.

The current state of your hair: Which hair?

The largest item on your desk/workspace (not computer): Aurora, she’s gained a little weight.

Your skill with chopsticks: In the bedroom? I’m getting better with practice.

Which section to head for first in a porn store: Probably either vibrators or for the goodies.

Something you’re craving: Pizza bagels…haven’t had one in forever.

Your general thoughts on the presidential race: Anyone who wants to be president probably shouldn’t be, who is fucking insane enough to want to run the country??

How many times have you been hospitalized this year: None yet, but there is still time left.

Favorite place to go for a quiet moment: The bathtub I don’t have.

You’ve always secretly thought you’d be a good: stripper.

Something that freaks you out a little: Vomit and Mormons.

Something you’ve eaten too much of lately: pride, wait that’s swallow isn’t it?

You have never: cheated on, that I know of.

You never want to: get a sunburn on my nipples.

  1. Mr. Fabulous

    April 24, 2008 at 8:23 am

    Vomiting Mormons would be an awesome name for a band!

    Mr. Fabulouss last blog post..I don’t understand women? Me? Come on!

  2. The Absurdist

    April 24, 2008 at 9:50 am

    We’re TWINKIES! We did the same meme today!

    And we have barfing in common. And carbs. I swear you are my twin cousin.

  3. Robin

    April 24, 2008 at 10:01 am

    Fab – Definitely, I’ll have to mention it to Erik.

    Avi – Evil friends.

    Chelle – Is it possible to be twin cousins?

  4. The Absurdist

    April 24, 2008 at 10:20 am

    Nope. Hence the joke. 😉

    The Absurdists last blog post..A Meme: Cuz I haven’t done one in awhile.

  5. Robin

    April 24, 2008 at 10:27 am

    Chelle – Yep, caught that.

  6. Turnbaby

    April 24, 2008 at 9:31 pm

    All Over Ewan McGregor

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