Feelings, Nothing More Than Feelings
You’re feeling: a little bloated, thanks for asking.
To your left: Is not Ewan McGregor, nor is Jake Gyllenhaal or Scarlett Johansen.
On your mind: Cleaning and fixing up my house, sexy huh?
Last meal included: A plain croissant, even though I’ve sworn off carbs :rolleyes:
You sometimes find it hard to: not eat carbs, it’s much easier to crab a bagel or pastry in the morning than a hard boiled egg. I’m lazy people! L.A.Z.Y. Would someone please be my trainer/nutritionist and keep me in line? You can cook for me and sit next to me on my drive to work and scream at me if I think about heading to DD.
The weather: Unbelievable, it better stay this way for the next 5 months.
Something you have a collection of:
Boyfriends err guy friends whom I have completely platonic relationships with.
A smell that cheers you up: The smell of spring, especially where I live.
A smell that can ruin your mood: A foul odor coming from the trash can, our house is small so it really is a bother.
How long since you last shaved: I don’t shave, I’m trying an Avitable look.
The current state of your hair: Which hair?
The largest item on your desk/workspace (not computer): Aurora, she’s gained a little weight.
Your skill with chopsticks: In the bedroom? I’m getting better with practice.
Which section to head for first in a porn store: Probably either vibrators or for the goodies.
Something you’re craving: Pizza bagels…haven’t had one in forever.
Your general thoughts on the presidential race: Anyone who wants to be president probably shouldn’t be, who is fucking insane enough to want to run the country??
How many times have you been hospitalized this year: None yet, but there is still time left.
Favorite place to go for a quiet moment: The bathtub I don’t have.
You’ve always secretly thought you’d be a good: stripper.
Something that freaks you out a little: Vomit and Mormons.
Something you’ve eaten too much of lately: pride, wait that’s swallow isn’t it?
You have never: cheated on, that I know of.
You never want to: get a sunburn on my nipples.