Today is my bridal shower, my only ever bridal shower. Trust me when I say this is the one and only wedding I will ever have. I guarantee that 100 times over. Next marriage I’ll just be running off to Vegas.

A bridal shower is about seeing family and friends and I guess getting stuff. Here are things I am hoping I will not be getting today and that I did not put on my registry.

Crab Doorknocker

Nothing says “Welcome” like a crab doorknocker but it’s really not our style.

Cat and Dog Yamulke

Maybe if we were going to follow Judaism we’d need a Yalmuka for Pilot but since we aren’t then it’s really not necessary.

“Bob”- the Whimsical Pottery Face Bird Feeder

“Bob” seems very whimsicle but we already have a bird feeder that we always forget to put bird feed in.

Relaxman Relaxation Capsule

I know I need to relax more but I’d rather have a hot tub thank you very much.

0 Thoughts on “Time To Shower

  1. Have a great time!

    I’m pretty sure I’d have a complete panic attack melt down if I spent any time in that relaxation chamber.

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  2. Damn. I just ordered you that door knocker, too.

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  3. It’s good that you are already planning your second wedding. Very impressive.

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  4. Have a good time! and I know that someone here in the lovely start of Maryland probably owns a crab doorknocker. I just have that crazy feeling.

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  5. I hope it went well!

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  6. amanda - Yeah, that would defeat the purpose huh?

    Avi - I hate when that happens, well I can always give it back to you ask a gift later.

    Fab - I like to be ahead of the game.

    B - You are probably right.

    Jen - Sigh, it was a beautiful shower.

  7. Well, thank god you put this list out there. I haven’t gotten your gift yet, and I think these are much better than what you have on your registry.

    PS: I haven’t gotten your gift yet, because I wanted to get you the sheets, but no one has gotten you your comforter sets yet. So , **sigh**, I am going to have to pick something else.

    I should be mean and get you that grill thingy I was making fun of. :-)

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  8. I told you, you don’t have to get anything. Your comments here are more than enough.

    We did get a duvet set yesterday but not one on the list, luckily we loved it. We accidentally got 2 sets of brown sheets so we’ll have to return one, I may get that duvet I love.

    ps. Someone already got the sandwich thingy off the registry, I just haven’t gotten it yet.

  9. I hate it when people don’t get shit on the registry. I think it’s rude. But I am glad that they got you something that you really like.

    And quit telling me not to get you anything, fucking ‘ho.

    The Absurdist’s last blog post..Girly Girl Series: Purses

  10. Oh hon, you have no idea. You are the ho btw.

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