Today is my bridal shower, my only ever bridal shower. Trust me when I say this is the one and only wedding I will ever have. I guarantee that 100 times over. Next marriage I’ll just be running off to Vegas.
A bridal shower is about seeing family and friends and I guess getting stuff. Here are things I am hoping I will not be getting today and that I did not put on my registry.
Nothing says “Welcome” like a crab doorknocker but it’s really not our style.
Cat and Dog Yamulke
Maybe if we were going to follow Judaism we’d need a Yalmuka for Pilot but since we aren’t then it’s really not necessary.
“Bob”- the Whimsical Pottery Face Bird Feeder
“Bob” seems very whimsicle but we already have a bird feeder that we always forget to put bird feed in.
Relaxman Relaxation Capsule
I know I need to relax more but I’d rather have a hot tub thank you very much.