Do you have a best friend?
I have someone to call if there is a body to dispose of.
Would you live with someone without marrying them?
Absolutely never, never. I also don’t believe in pre-marital sex. What kind of girl do you think I am?
Ever make plans and break them?
Of course not, sometimes I just forget where I’m going and end up at a strip club instead. It’s an honest mistake.
Ever kiss in the rain?
No, just during hurricanes…it adds a little excitement.
Do you have a friend of the opposite sex that you talk to 24/7?
You mean even while I’m sleep and when I’m in the shower? Of course, but I’m not sure they can hear what I’m saying to them.
Have you ever had a dream about people you love dying?
Only the people I hate but I’m not entirely sure that was a dream and I don’t know where the baseball bat came from…
Who was the last person you cried in front of?
Why would I cry? I’d much rather just turn it into anger and take it out on them.
Have you ever shaved in the kitchen sink?
Can other people fit themselves inside their sink? Man, you guys have big sinks.
Ever changes clothes in a vehicle?
All the time, especially when driving. It’s a Masshole thing, you learn how to do this at a young age.
Do you love any of your ex’s?
Only when Erik isn’t available.
Are you open with your feelings to people?
I prefer to just let it build up inside and take it all out on innocent people on the street.
What was the last thing you dreamed about?
You, in a compromising position.
Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?
I’m from Massachusetts.
Are you proud of yourself?
For filling in this meme? It’s the most I’ve accomplished all week!
Are you reliable?
Only when I give a shit.
Have you ever had a secret admirer?
I assume that person who looks in through my window at night with a camera is a secret admirer although they could just be with the FBI :dunno: