Smiley Internet Sex
Last thing you got in the mail?
The DNA results, it was disappointing.
Do you use smiley faces on the computer a lot?
When I have internet sex?Â Depends on my mood 😉
Do you tend to rip the paper off water bottles?
To hide my identity?Â I tried that but there is always DNA apparently.
Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
I only use the phone to harass people and lately I’d rather do that by singing telegram.Â Mr. Fab, watch out :dance:
Are you a cuddler?
Especially after I used my chains…
Have you ever hated someone, but ended up being friends with them?
It doesn’t happen often but with the right flattery and gifts it can happen.
What was the last advice you gave someone?
To just do what I say and nobody will get hurt :whosenext:
Have you ever hurt anyone when you were mad?
Only when Darcy comes out to play, she can be quite violent.
Is it easier to forgive or forget?
Obviously to forget, all you need is a few :cosmo: and ((poof)) I have no memory.
Do you give out second chances too easily?
Only when you bring bagels, bagels translate to second chance.