If I Were…

If I were a direction I’d be… lost.

If I were furniture I’d be… a sofa bed.

If I were a liquid I’d be… spilled on the seat of my car.

If I were a sin I’d be… sloth.

If I were a gem/stone I’d be… fake.

If I were a metal I’d be… tarnished.

If I were a tree I’d be… kindling.

If I were a fruit I’d be… over ripe.

If I were a flower I’d be… a plastic one.

If I were weather I’d be… snow in April.

If I were a music instrument I’d be… unused.

If I were an element I’d be… hydrogen.

If I were a color I’d be… faded.

If I were an animal I’d be… roadkill.

If I were a sound I’d be… cats in heat.

If I were a lyric I’d be… misheard.

If I were a song I’d be… bad karaoke.

If I were a music type I’d be… bitchy chick music.

If I were a perfume/cologne I’d be… in the clearance section.

If I were a feeling I’d be…apathy.

If I were a book I’d be… given to the library.

If I were food I’d be… leftovers.

If I were a city I’d be… Chelsea.

If I were a taste I’d be… undetectable.

If I were a scent I’d be… lingering.

If I were a word I’d be… fatigued.

If I were a verb I’d be… nap.

If I were an object I’d be… in the repair shop.

If I were a piece of clothing I’d be… given to the Salvation Army.

If I were a body part I’d be… itchy.

If I were an facial expression I’d be… :annoyed:

If I were a cartoon character I’d be… misdrawn.

If I were a movie I’d be… Office Space.

If I were a geometrical figure I’d be… an octagon.

If I were one of the 4 seasons I’d be… somewhere in between.

If I were a sentence I’d be… go fuck yourself.


I’m not really ask cranky as I sound, a little cranky but not that bad but then these ideas came from my head so maybe I’m about to snap. I’m actually in a better mood today than I have been the rest of the week.

Oh and I must give a big shout out because I am a part of this:

  1. Jen

    April 4, 2008 at 8:59 am

    UGH! Cats in heat is one of the worst sounds ever! :twitchy:

    Jen’s last blog post..For all the bacon fans?

  2. The Absurdist

    April 4, 2008 at 9:21 am

    You sound about as bitchy as me these days.

    The Absurdist’s last blog post..Freewriting Friday

  3. Mr. Fabulous

    April 4, 2008 at 9:41 am

    If I were a sane person I WOULDN’T BE PLAYING PACKRAT

    Mr. Fabulous’s last blog post..The Internet will soon be alive?with the sound of music!

  4. Cheri

    April 4, 2008 at 10:18 am

    I like the last one the best – that’d be my sentence too – that or are you fucking kidding me?

    Cheri’s last blog post..More hiking

  5. Robin

    April 4, 2008 at 10:23 am

    Jen – Creepy.

    Absurdist – I’m on the up though, focusing on good stuff best I can.

    Fab – Let me know how that works for ya.

    Cheri – Fuckin hells yeah!

  6. Turnbaby

    April 4, 2008 at 3:57 pm

    I sense a theme 😉

    I got your pack rat invite–might be a fun Friday night activity.

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