I think you all should know that I’m pretty much an open book, I have always been the type to lay it all out on the table. Stuff I probably shouldn’t share I tend to do anyway, even if in a private post. It’s just how I roll and it certainly bites me in the ass all the time.

I won’t lie, I don’t tell you ever little detail of my life. I don’t tell you about the last time I went to the bathroom or how much I withrew from the bank the other day. I don’t tell you about everytime Erik is a dumbass and believe me, he can be from time to time.

So here are some more details about me that I hadn’t shared yet:

  1. I was kicked out of Catholic school for having an affair with a teacher. Problem is I was 12 and the teacher’s name was Kathy :eyebrow:
  2. I tried out for American Idol once but at the time I was in my car and the applause was in my head.
  3. I was a surrogate for a few months until she realized the insemination was being done the old fashioned way :dunce:
  4. Erik and I are a part of a nudist group, although so far the group is just the two of us.
  5. I can speak to cats, they just choose to not listen to me.

See…I lay it all out on the line. Do with it what you will.

0 Thoughts on “This Book Is Open

  1. This does explain A LOT!

    Jen’s last blog post..Sunshine and Roses

  2. Damn predator Catholic school teachers.

    Avitable’s last blog post..Let’s get frivolous

  3. Can I join the nudist group? Even though my twins are not like your Wonder Twins?

    DutchBitch’s last blog post..To Skid or Not To Skid

  4. I once had sex with a gerbil, but I was only 16 and I didn’t know any better. It did end up on the internet, but thank god my porn name is blow job queen and can’t be traced to me.

    The Absurdist’s last blog post..The Girly-Girl Answers Revealed

  5. I think my April Fools joke was better – heehee
    YES it was a joke – I’m not engaged…that’d be just crazy!

    Cheri’s last blog post..It’s finally happened

  6. Those damn Catholics! They always take the nuns side!!!

    themuttprincess’s last blog post..Allergies suck!

  7. Jen - Doesn’t it?

    Avi - I know, they are evil :evil:

    Dutchy - We welcome all sizes here…

    Absurdist - Off to google…something… :angel:

    Cheri - You BITCH. I feel :dunce:

    Mutt - I know, seriously!

  8. Hey now – don’t be jealous cause my April fool was a better FOOL lmao

    Cheri’s last blog post..More hiking

  9. I too am a cat whisperer… My cats just don’t know it yet!

    Coffee in Kits’s last blog post..That Feeling

  10. Oh the one I did a couple years ago beats yours 10x over. I emailed the whole family to tell them I had left Erik. My mom cried and Erik’s mom was like “It was nice knowin ya!” :wave:

  11. I literally LOLed Thank you fo making me laugh sugar.

    turnbaby’s last blog post..Urban Haiku

  12. Well it’s better than making you vomit, score for me!

  13. That was hysterical!!!

    metalmom’s last blog post..I Swear!

  14. Now Robin – that’s just cruel (but hilarious)

    Cheri’s last blog post..More hiking

  15. SHIT. I am not getting these in my feedreader.

  16. Metalmom - Glad I could amuse you.

    Cheri - That’s me in a nutshell.

    Absurdist - They show up in my feedreader :dunno:

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