This Book Is Open
I think you all should know that I’m pretty much an open book, I have always been the type to lay it all out on the table. Stuff I probably shouldn’t share I tend to do anyway, even if in a private post. It’s just how I roll and it certainly bites me in the ass all the time.
I won’t lie, I don’t tell you ever little detail of my life. I don’t tell you about the last time I went to the bathroom or how much I withrew from the bank the other day. I don’t tell you about everytime Erik is a dumbass and believe me, he can be from time to time.
So here are some more details about me that I hadn’t shared yet:
- I was kicked out of Catholic school for having an affair with a teacher. Problem is I was 12 and the teacher’s name was Kathy :eyebrow:
- I tried out for American Idol once but at the time I was in my car and the applause was in my head.
- I was a surrogate for a few months until she realized the insemination was being done the old fashioned way :dunce:
- Erik and I are a part of a nudist group, although so far the group is just the two of us.
- I can speak to cats, they just choose to not listen to me.
See…I lay it all out on the line. Do with it what you will.