This Book Is Open

I think you all should know that I’m pretty much an open book, I have always been the type to lay it all out on the table. Stuff I probably shouldn’t share I tend to do anyway, even if in a private post. It’s just how I roll and it certainly bites me in the ass all the time.

I won’t lie, I don’t tell you ever little detail of my life. I don’t tell you about the last time I went to the bathroom or how much I withrew from the bank the other day. I don’t tell you about everytime Erik is a dumbass and believe me, he can be from time to time.

So here are some more details about me that I hadn’t shared yet:

  1. I was kicked out of Catholic school for having an affair with a teacher. Problem is I was 12 and the teacher’s name was Kathy :eyebrow:
  2. I tried out for American Idol once but at the time I was in my car and the applause was in my head.
  3. I was a surrogate for a few months until she realized the insemination was being done the old fashioned way :dunce:
  4. Erik and I are a part of a nudist group, although so far the group is just the two of us.
  5. I can speak to cats, they just choose to not listen to me.

See…I lay it all out on the line. Do with it what you will.

  1. Jen

    April 2, 2008 at 8:26 am

    This does explain A LOT!

    Jen’s last blog post..Sunshine and Roses

  2. Avitable

    April 2, 2008 at 8:35 am

    Damn predator Catholic school teachers.

    Avitable’s last blog post..Let’s get frivolous

  3. DutchBitch

    April 2, 2008 at 9:00 am

    Can I join the nudist group? Even though my twins are not like your Wonder Twins?

    DutchBitch’s last blog post..To Skid or Not To Skid

  4. The Absurdist

    April 2, 2008 at 9:50 am

    I once had sex with a gerbil, but I was only 16 and I didn’t know any better. It did end up on the internet, but thank god my porn name is blow job queen and can’t be traced to me.

    The Absurdist’s last blog post..The Girly-Girl Answers Revealed

  5. Cheri

    April 2, 2008 at 9:52 am

    I think my April Fools joke was better – heehee
    YES it was a joke – I’m not engaged…that’d be just crazy!

    Cheri’s last blog post..It’s finally happened

  6. themuttprincess

    April 2, 2008 at 12:10 pm

    Those damn Catholics! They always take the nuns side!!!

    themuttprincess’s last blog post..Allergies suck!

  7. Robin

    April 2, 2008 at 12:13 pm

    Jen – Doesn’t it?

    Avi – I know, they are evil 👿

    Dutchy – We welcome all sizes here…

    Absurdist – Off to google…something… :angel:

    Cheri – You BITCH. I feel :dunce:

    Mutt – I know, seriously!

  8. Cheri

    April 2, 2008 at 3:50 pm

    Hey now – don’t be jealous cause my April fool was a better FOOL lmao

    Cheri’s last blog post..More hiking

  9. Coffee in Kits

    April 2, 2008 at 4:00 pm

    I too am a cat whisperer… My cats just don’t know it yet!

    Coffee in Kits’s last blog post..That Feeling

  10. Robin

    April 2, 2008 at 5:20 pm

    Oh the one I did a couple years ago beats yours 10x over. I emailed the whole family to tell them I had left Erik. My mom cried and Erik’s mom was like “It was nice knowin ya!” :wave:

  11. turnbaby

    April 2, 2008 at 5:28 pm

    I literally LOLed Thank you fo making me laugh sugar.

    turnbaby’s last blog post..Urban Haiku

  12. Robin

    April 2, 2008 at 5:31 pm

    Well it’s better than making you vomit, score for me!

  13. metalmom

    April 2, 2008 at 6:40 pm

    That was hysterical!!!

    metalmom’s last blog post..I Swear!

  14. Cheri

    April 3, 2008 at 9:53 am

    Now Robin – that’s just cruel (but hilarious)

    Cheri’s last blog post..More hiking

  15. The Absurdist

    April 4, 2008 at 9:19 am

    SHIT. I am not getting these in my feedreader.

  16. Robin

    April 4, 2008 at 9:23 am

    Metalmom – Glad I could amuse you.

    Cheri – That’s me in a nutshell.

    Absurdist – They show up in my feedreader :dunno:

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