This Book Is Open

I think you all should know that I’m pretty much an open book, I have always been the type to lay it all out on the table. Stuff I probably shouldn’t share I tend to do anyway, even if in a private post. It’s just how I roll and it certainly bites me in the ass all the time.

I won’t lie, I don’t tell you ever little detail of my life. I don’t tell you about the last time I went to the bathroom or how much I withrew from the bank the other day. I don’t tell you about everytime Erik is a dumbass and believe me, he can be from time to time.

So here are some more details about me that I hadn’t shared yet:

  1. I was kicked out of Catholic school for having an affair with a teacher. Problem is I was 12 and the teacher’s name was Kathy :eyebrow:
  2. I tried out for American Idol once but at the time I was in my car and the applause was in my head.
  3. I was a surrogate for a few months until she realized the insemination was being done the old fashioned way :dunce:
  4. Erik and I are a part of a nudist group, although so far the group is just the two of us.
  5. I can speak to cats, they just choose to not listen to me.

See…I lay it all out on the line. Do with it what you will.


  • http://www.jenniferhasspoken.com Jen

    This does explain A LOT!

    Jen’s last blog post..Sunshine and Roses

  • http://www.avitable.com Avitable

    Damn predator Catholic school teachers.

    Avitable’s last blog post..Let’s get frivolous

  • http://thedutchfiles.com DutchBitch

    Can I join the nudist group? Even though my twins are not like your Wonder Twins?

    DutchBitch’s last blog post..To Skid or Not To Skid

  • http://theabsurdist.net The Absurdist

    I once had sex with a gerbil, but I was only 16 and I didn’t know any better. It did end up on the internet, but thank god my porn name is blow job queen and can’t be traced to me.

    The Absurdist’s last blog post..The Girly-Girl Answers Revealed

  • http://ocheree.wordpress.com Cheri

    I think my April Fools joke was better – heehee
    YES it was a joke – I’m not engaged…that’d be just crazy!

    Cheri’s last blog post..It’s finally happened

  • http://www.themuttprincess.com themuttprincess

    Those damn Catholics! They always take the nuns side!!!

    themuttprincess’s last blog post..Allergies suck!

  • http://www.roadlessunraveled.com Robin

    Jen - Doesn’t it?

    Avi - I know, they are evil :evil:

    Dutchy - We welcome all sizes here…

    Absurdist - Off to google…something… :angel:

    Cheri - You BITCH. I feel :dunce:

    Mutt - I know, seriously!

  • http://ocheree.wordpress.com Cheri

    Hey now – don’t be jealous cause my April fool was a better FOOL lmao

    Cheri’s last blog post..More hiking

  • http://coffeeinkits.blogspot.com Coffee in Kits

    I too am a cat whisperer… My cats just don’t know it yet!

    Coffee in Kits’s last blog post..That Feeling

  • http://www.roadlessunraveled.com Robin

    Oh the one I did a couple years ago beats yours 10x over. I emailed the whole family to tell them I had left Erik. My mom cried and Erik’s mom was like “It was nice knowin ya!” :wave:

  • http://andastheworldturns.blogspot.com turnbaby

    I literally LOLed Thank you fo making me laugh sugar.

    turnbaby’s last blog post..Urban Haiku

  • http://www.roadlessunraveled.com Robin

    Well it’s better than making you vomit, score for me!

  • http://dontwannahearit.com metalmom

    That was hysterical!!!

    metalmom’s last blog post..I Swear!

  • http://ocheree.wordpress.com Cheri

    Now Robin – that’s just cruel (but hilarious)

    Cheri’s last blog post..More hiking

  • http://www.theabsurdist.net The Absurdist

    SHIT. I am not getting these in my feedreader.

  • http://www.roadlessunraveled.com Robin

    Metalmom - Glad I could amuse you.

    Cheri - That’s me in a nutshell.

    Absurdist - They show up in my feedreader :dunno:


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