1. Thou shall not cut me off on the high way for any reason unless thou wants a snarky thumbs up from thyself :thumbsup: kevin.jpg
  2. Thou shall love Kevin Spacey unconditionally unless thou would like to suffer the wrath of a thousand suns or something like that.
  3. Thou shall not have anything to do with a blueberry bagels or any bagels with fruit in it, that includes strawberry cream cheese.
  4. Thou shall not watch reality tv such as The Bachelor, Rock of Love or I Love New York unless thou wants a venereal desease and brain damage.
  5. Thou shall not steal my pen, ever.
  6. Thou shall not attempt to speak with me during a television program or a movie with My Kevin in it.
  7. Thou shall not have a post with one long paragraph unless thou wants me to ignore it.
  8. Thou shall not call me unless thou are dying, instead thou shall text me or email me.
  9. Thou shall hath seen the following movies before you have a conversation about movies with me: American Beauty and The Usual Suspects.
  10. Thou shall not share anything with me that involves vomit(ting), bodily functions or most kinds of physical torture (ie. last scene in Braveheart or fingernails being pulled out) :yuck:
  • http://www.avitable.com Avitable

    Oh no, not a snarky thumbs up!!!

    Avitable’s last blog post..Holy Dave Day

  • http://amandainreallife.blogspot.com Amanda

    I agree with you about the fruit and bagels combination.

    Except I had an apple cinnamon bagel that didn’t suck.

    Amanda’s last blog post..It’s In The Photograph of Love

  • http://www.themuttprincess.com themuttprincess

    Are those your wedding vows?

    themuttprincess’s last blog post..Friday.

  • http://www.roadlessunraveled.com Robin

    avi - I know, intimidating isn’t it? I find it sufficiently let’s them know they are a loser without causing road rage like I once did from giving the finger :fu:

    Amanda - Sacrilidge!

    Mutt - But of course!

  • http://pointless-drivel.com Mr. Fabulous

    I think I have your pen…

    Mr. Fabulous’s last blog post..Cleavage Revealed!

  • cheri

    You mean I can’t share how annoying it is to have 2 boys around bc you have to deal with all the farts, burps that are “the letter O, Z, B”…don’t ask – its’ a stupid male thing I JUST DON’T GET. lol

  • http://www.troiblaine.wordpress.com Tori

    I’m totally with you on #7 and will CALL PEOPLE OUT on it!!!!

  • http://slicksumbich.com/ Slick

    Ewwwww…Kevin who??!!

    Dang, it sure is sunny out here today

    Slick’s last blog post..Slick’s Abode, Part II (Lots of Pics)

  • http://www.jenniferhasspoken.com Jen

    I am so with you on #7! That is so annoying!

    Jen’s last blog post..Le Sigh

  • http://www.misstressm.com misstressm

    Wait! If I cant do any of those. What can I do?

  • http://www.theabsurdist.net The Absurdist

    kinda tough with limited text messages though, huh?

    The Absurdist’s last blog post..Live another day

  • http://www.theabsurdist.net The Absurdist

    oooo I made floozy status!

    The Absurdist’s last blog post..Live another day

  • http://www.roadlessunraveled.com Robin

    Fab - I knew it!!

    Cheri - Neither do I.

    Tori - Yeah, I try to put up with it with some people but my patience runs thin quickly.

    Slick - Please tell me you are joking.

    Jen - Seriously.

    MistressM - You must live in shame.

    Absurdist - True, but I’m email 70% of the day. Yay for you!

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