- Thou shall not cut me off on the high way for any reason unless thou wants a snarky thumbs up from thyself :thumbsup:
- Thou shall love Kevin Spacey unconditionally unless thou would like to suffer the wrath of a thousand suns or something like that.
- Thou shall not have anything to do with a blueberry bagels or any bagels with fruit in it, that includes strawberry cream cheese.
- Thou shall not watch reality tv such as The Bachelor, Rock of Love or I Love New York unless thou wants a venereal desease and brain damage.
- Thou shall not steal my pen, ever.
- Thou shall not attempt to speak with me during a television program or a movie with My Kevin in it.
- Thou shall not have a post with one long paragraph unless thou wants me to ignore it.
- Thou shall not call me unless thou are dying, instead thou shall text me or email me.
- Thou shall hath seen the following movies before you have a conversation about movies with me: American Beauty and The Usual Suspects.
- Thou shall not share anything with me that involves vomit(ting), bodily functions or most kinds of physical torture (ie. last scene in Braveheart or fingernails being pulled out) :yuck:
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