What I Did While I Was Out Of Commission
- I ate a lot of bad food. Some people lose their appetite when they are sick, I eat a lot of crap, especially ice cream.
- I watched a buttload of crap television but I never succumbed to watching Flavor of Love or for that matter Rock of Love. I have standards.
- I annoyed the shit out of my cats by constantly waking them up from their cat naps and making them interact with me. They weren’t thrilled, not at all.
- I worked out wedding issues with my family and I can breath a sigh of relief again.
- I ingested Sudafed, NyQuil, Ibuprofen, Alieve and popsicles regularly.
- I put Aurora on top of the refrigerator to see what happened and then forgot about her. About a hour later I realized she was still up there, not knowing how to get down (Pilot goes up there all the time and gets down by himself, she’s obviously a little lame).
- I ate almost a whole large box (the size you get at the theater) of Whoppers and they didn’t make me feel any better.
- I made a permanent dent in the sofa.
I am though feeling better and you should really check this shit out. How scary is that?
Don’t miss the Cleavage Contest either, can you figure out which ones are mine?