I Need A Sugar Daddy

I still want to be married to Erik, just a sugar daddy on the side. I wouldn’t have to sleep with him or spend any time with him. He’d just buy me the extra things I need, because I deserve it. Like wipers, my wipers are nearly dead and scratching my windshield. A man who would buy me wipers would be sweet.

  1. Tori

    March 20, 2008 at 1:11 pm

    I’ll take one too please!

  2. The Absurdist

    March 21, 2008 at 8:48 am

    Okay, site is back up.

    Trust me; sleeping with a guy on teh side DOES NOT constitute ANY sugar daddy shit. Trust me on this one.

    The Absurdist’s last blog post..Freewrite Friday March 21st, 2008

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