My Own 8 Things

First I need to tell you about my new crush, by the name of Isla Fisher. Daaaamn!

Fuck it, I decided to make my own 8 things because I am original and unique. I was also unwilling to think all that hard on the original one so I just changed it to suit me.

8 Things That Amuse Me
1. Erik making an ass of himself in a variety of ways
2. Aurora or Pilot losing their balance
3. People not “understanding” American Beauty
4. My floggers, especially my Fab
5. Drawing boobies
6. Celebs fucking up
7. English Accents
8. “Swarley” (if you don’t know what that means then you kinda suck a little)

8 Things I Am Willing To Do To Meet My Kevin

1. Go to Europe.
2. Write a screenplay for him to star in.
3. Go crazy and shave my head so I end up on the cover of People.
4. Move to England so I can officially stalk him.
5. Get put in the hospital with an illness so he feels guilted into coming to visit me.
6. Make a Spacey company, we would sell all things Kevin.
7. Send him love poems until he completely adores me.
8. Shoot someone in the name of my love for him.

8 Things I Say Often

1. Fuck! (or even fuck you or fuck me)
2. Tool!
3. Kiss my ass!
4. Bob Saget!
5. Honey, can you —-? (fill in blank with whatever I need Erik to do at that moment)
6. I’m just sayin
7. Huh?
8. Are my boobs bigger?

8 Books I’ve Read Recently (I go through audio books like crack)
1. Keeping Faith (Jodi Picoult) *currently reading
2. The Almost Moon (Alice Seabold)
3. Shutter Island (Dennis Lehane)
4. Eat Pray Love (Elizabeth Gilbert)
5. Into the Wild (Jon Krakauer)
6. Never Have Your Dog Stuffed And Other Things I’ve Learned (Alan Alda)
7. A Thousand Splendid Suns (Khaled Hosseini)
8. Nineteen Minutes (Jodi Picoult)

8 Things I Have On DVR

1. American Justice
2. Eli Stone
3. Anthony Bourdain
4. Faulty Towers
5. Shimmy
6. A Boy Named Charlie Brown
7. Life After People
8. Bizarre Foods


  • http://www.avitable.com Avitable

    I love Isla Fisher, too.

    And I’ve only heard of a few of the things you have on your DVR. Weirdo.

    Avitable’s last blog post..Lazy Sunday XXXIX

  • http://amandainreallife.blogspot.com Amanda

    I love Isla Fisher! Ever since Wedding Crashers. I even saw Hot Rod because of her. So her and Ryan Reynolds together are quite possibly the sexiest combination ever.

    Amanda’s last blog post..Who’s That Knocking At My Door?

  • http://pensivemusings.org/blog ro

    I <3 Isla Fisher! For a while I was confusing her with Amy Adams and watched that horror of a movie, The Wedding Date, thinking it was Isla.

    Love the books you read as well as the stuff you have on DVR. :)

    ro’s last blog post..Frumos M?r?i?or

  • http://pointless-drivel.com Mr. Fabulous

    Ah yes, Isla Fisher. She is one tasty dish!

    As are you.

    Mr. Fabulous’s last blog post..Tonight we delve into Kaos Theory?

  • http://dreaminginthedark.org B

    Isla is pretty tempting!

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  • http://www.taralynnjohnson.com/news.html Tara

    Amy Adams is the poor man’s Isla Fisher.

    And Alda is amazing. (nice alliteration there, eh?)

  • http://pensivemusings.org/blog ro

    When did I comment three times??? Eeeek, I look like some crazy person!

    And Tara, definitely appreciate the alliteration. :)

    ro’s last blog post..Unconscious Mutterings

  • http://www.themuttprincess.com themuttprincess

    Isla Fisher is hot!

    Also, is it actually reading a book if you listen to it?
    ;)

    themuttprincess’s last blog post..This that and another thing:

  • http://www.roadlessunraveled.com Robin

    Avi - The weird stuff is Erik’s.

    Amanda - She’s so hot.

    Ro - You know good stuff.

    Fab - And we both taste great with a little bit of spicy mustard.

    B - That she is.

    Tara - I like it.

    Mutt - Not quite but it sounds lame to say “I listened to these books”.

    **Did anyone see beyond the hot woman? That’ll teach me to start off a post with a 1/2 naked chick.

  • http://www.themuttprincess.com themuttprincess

    I did, obviously. LOL

    I was just wondering.. .I have never listened to a book on tape. I have looked at them… I just think I would lose interest if I actually did it…. I am fickle like that.

    themuttprincess’s last blog post..Um, yeah.

  • http://www.roadlessunraveled.com Robin

    Yeah a lot of people don’t like the idea of an audio book but it works for me. Being on the road so much, keeps me entertained and is easier for me to follow being ADD and all.


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