How To Be My BFF

I’m sure many of you have been dying to know just how you could possible be my BFF. I know this is a coveted position. Here is a list of the most important requirements.bff2.jpg

  1. If you were to choose between Blaine and Duckie, you would choose Duckie. If you do not know what I’m talking about then you have gone to the bottom of the list.
  2. You need to appreciate the beauty of both men and women. It helps if you like feminine men. It also helps if you show me your sweater muffins. If you do not have them then groping mine from time to time would suffice.
  3. You must appreciate My Kevin. You do not have to love him like I do but you must appreciate his talent.
  4. Have a willingness to dance and dance anywhere. You don’t have to give me a lap dance but it’s certainly a bonus :dance:
  5. You should know a few Foo Fighters songs and it helps to sing them to me sometimes. Hey, that’s how Erik got me :erik:
  6. Use lines from the show Friends on a fairly regular basis and not just “How you doin?” I want a little “How do you expect me to grow if you won’t let me blow?” or even “That’ll teach you to lick my muffins.” I realize it’s not easy but with more practice you’ll get the hang of it.
  7. Bring me bagels or back when I was eating them. To bring me bagels means true love. Cupcakes and other desserts mean love too. Hell, show up with coffee and I’ll PPH you forever :heart:
  8. Kissing my ass will pretty much guarantee that you are my very best friend forever even if you don’t do any of the rest.

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  • http://www.theabsurdist.net The Absurdist

    I, of course, am your BBF (best blog friends). I know that. :-) The cupcakes have already been delivered, so I will have to find something other than the mug to send you.

    I am kinda depressed that no one has sent me anything, but to be fair, my Bday hasn’t arrived.

    Can you remind me again who to contact for your bachelorett party? Like I said too, I would love to come to the wedding, if it is a large affair. I won’t go to the reception, or I will pay my own way for the food.

    Also, question: couldn’t find it on the website. Am I donating a per mile thingy, or just a one-time donation for your walk/run?

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  • http://pointless-drivel.com Mr. Fabulous

    I don’t qualify on all eight counts, only on five. Damn it. But it seems that you are only considering women anyway.

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  • http://www.theabsurdist.net The Absurdist

    Okay, I pledged. Good for you! I am so proud of you!

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  • http://www.themuttprincess.com themuttprincess

    1. Duckie all the way baby!
    2. You can see my sweater muffins any time you want!
    3. I appreciate him.
    4. I give fantastic lap dances.
    5. I have the FF on my ipod.
    6. I love FRIENDS!
    7. I can be your supplier of baked goods.
    8. You are a sexy bitch! MEOW!
    ;)

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  • http://www.roadlessunraveled.com Robin

    Absurdist - I’m always trying to send people things but it takes money and being creative. I’ve got some ideas for you but if you can wait it will be good. Thanks for the pledge! You are my first!

    Fab - You count on more than enough of them darling :kiss:

    Mutt - Now I remember why I love you :heart:

  • http://www.heathersblog.com Heather B

    1. Duckie has always been my preferred choice
    2. You know I love women not just appreciate their beauty. Men they have to be pretty damn sexy.
    3. I totally appreciate Kevin and his talent.
    4. I will dance anywhere but have to have a few drinks in me to get a lap dance out of me.
    5. I know how to play a foo fighters song on Rock Band does that count?
    6. Guess I need to watch a lil more of the old episodes
    7. I’ll bring some coffee
    8. You know I love you and the wonder twins :)

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  • http://amandainreallife.blogspot.com Amanda234

    1. Of course, Duckie.
    2. I find lots of women attractive, and my boyfriend is fairly feminine. I love showing off my boobs.
    3. He’s very talented
    4. I’ve even done some pole dancing
    5. I know more than a few.
    6. I do this often and annoy people with it often.
    7. I can handle this
    8. You have lovely sweater muffins, may I please see them again?

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  • http://www.taralynnjohnson.com/news.html Tara

    You had me at Duckie, but lost me at Kevin. I have enough gays that I love. :-)

  • http://www.themuttprincess.com themuttprincess

    Oh and BTW you Look Pretty in Pink!

    Hawt!
    ;)

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  • http://www.roadlessunraveled.com Robin

    HeatherB - Seems like you are set for life.

    Amanda - You are in, come on down! Tell her what she’s won!

    Tara - There is no proof!

    Mutt - :blush:

  • http://www.jenniferhasspoken.com Jen

    I like Kevin, coffee and muffins! I’m in! :rock:

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  • http://www.avitable.com Avitable

    Damn – I don’t like the Foo Fighters.

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  • http://www.roadlessunraveled.com Robin

    Jen - Time to party :dance:

    Avi - Who knows, maybe someday they’ll make a girlie punk album just how you like it.