Crazy Uncles and Forbidden Love
I stole this from The Absurdist and edited it to my liking. Yes, I have that power.
1. Do you moan in the shower like the people on the Herbal Essences commercial?
Only when I want to make Erik think there is someone else in the shower with me. It’s fun, he comes running in with a gun, throws open the curtain only to see I’m all alone. We have a big laugh :lmao:
2. How old do you look?
I’m guessing about 6 years old, except with humongous boobage.
3. How old do you act?
I like to pretend sometimes that I am like 85 years old so young men want to help me with my groceries and walk me across the street.
4. Whatâ€™s the last song you sang?
Landslide by Dixie Chicks (hey it was on the radio) and I must admit, I cried like a baby. No, I don’t know what the hell is wrong with me.
5. What are your plans for the weekend?
Get my undies back from Kelly Rippa…it’s a long story.
6. Do you kiss with your eyes open or closed?
I kiss with 1 eye open just in case
she he pulls a quick one on me.
7. Does every family have a crazy uncle?
Just a crazy grandmother, that’s why she’s living in a padded room now.
8. Have you ever smuggled something into America?
Just a small Mexican boy to do my dishes for me.
9. Does playing the guitar make a girl/guy more attractive?
Yes but playing the acordian makes you even sexier.
10. Have you ever had sex in a tent?
Only once and it was a mistake, she had a thing for getting it on surrounded by nylon :eyebrow: