Crazy Uncles and Forbidden Love

I stole this from The Absurdist and edited it to my liking. Yes, I have that power.

1. Do you moan in the shower like the people on the Herbal Essences commercial?

Only when I want to make Erik think there is someone else in the shower with me. It’s fun, he comes running in with a gun, throws open the curtain only to see I’m all alone. We have a big laugh :lmao:

2. How old do you look?

I’m guessing about 6 years old, except with humongous boobage.

3. How old do you act?

I like to pretend sometimes that I am like 85 years old so young men want to help me with my groceries and walk me across the street.

4. What’s the last song you sang?

Landslide by Dixie Chicks (hey it was on the radio) and I must admit, I cried like a baby. No, I don’t know what the hell is wrong with me.

5. What are your plans for the weekend?

Get my undies back from Kelly Rippa…it’s a long story.

6. Do you kiss with your eyes open or closed?

I kiss with 1 eye open just in case she he pulls a quick one on me.

7. Does every family have a crazy uncle?

Just a crazy grandmother, that’s why she’s living in a padded room now.

8. Have you ever smuggled something into America?

Just a small Mexican boy to do my dishes for me.

9. Does playing the guitar make a girl/guy more attractive?

Yes but playing the acordian makes you even sexier.

10. Have you ever had sex in a tent?

Only once and it was a mistake, she had a thing for getting it on surrounded by nylon :eyebrow:

  1. themuttprincess

    February 24, 2008 at 11:35 am

    When you are getting your undies back from Kelly Ripa, could you please get my acordian back from Regis? Thanks!

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  2. DutchBitch

    February 24, 2008 at 12:06 pm

    Erik owns a gun? Does he point it at The Wonder Twins?

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  3. The Absurdist

    February 25, 2008 at 9:04 am

    You rock. You have the power to do anything!

    I have a cool point scale, but you get extra points for being a good friend. So, you only lost one point for listening to the Dixie Chicks.

    The Absurdist’s last blog post..Stop Lights, Catholics, Cell Phones and Target

  4. The Absurdist

    February 25, 2008 at 9:05 am

    OOOO I made “prude”!!! I jumped up from Virgin!

    The Absurdist’s last blog post..Stop Lights, Catholics, Cell Phones and Target

  5. The Absurdist

    February 25, 2008 at 9:06 am

    Sorry, one more… Mutt Princess, what’s your blog url?

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  6. Robin

    February 25, 2008 at 9:10 am

    Mutt – Will do!

    Dutchy – Actually he doesn’t, he is the type who sets spiders free outside :rolleyes:

    Absurdist – I hate the Dixie Chicks, they just caught me off guard.

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