I know that alcohol shots make me drunk, I usually just don’t care.
I believe in Kevin Spacey and his gift on the world.
I fought a battle against carbs and lost, many times.
I am angered by stupid people I learn about from watching American Justice, don’t commit a crime unless you know you can get away with it :duh:
I love it when naturally skinny people get fat.
I need coffee to make it through the day and it’s Phat Tony’s fault for getting me addicted.
I take on step at a time, except when I take two.
I hear voices but I try to ignore the ones that tell me not to eat better.
I drink not nearly enough alcohol.
I hate all other drivers, each and every one of them.
I use my wit and charm to make friends and if that doesn’t work I pay them.
I want Rachel and Ross back in my life.
I like wearing fuck me boots.
I feel naughty today, like I need to discipline someone :whip:
I wear underwear only when necessary.
I left $5 by your nightstand since you never gave me a price.
I do find you irritating, but only when you speak.
I hope that we can adopt a child soon, I really have a lot of laundry that needs to be done.
I dream of moving to NYC, getting my own apartment and starting a sex column.
I drive the way I do to piss you off.
I listen only when a test is involved.
I type so I don’t have to list to you.
I think only when you want me to listen.
I wish market these things :robin:
I regret only sleeping with you last night because you were having a two for one special.
I care why I keep finding you outside my window at night.
I should try getting some work done, maybe not.
I am worried about that rash you have.
I said you need a coupon for that discount.
I wonder when will stop using my feminine whiles to get love and affection?
I changed from Xanax to good ol crack today.
I cry when I imagine you breeding.
I lose my virginity all the time.
I leave nothing left to the imagination.