I Believe

I stole this from Angel but aren’t all meme’s stolen? Finish the sentencecheese.jpg with the first thought that comes to mind. I might tag a few people on Crackbook just for fun, watch out!

I know that alcohol shots make me drunk, I usually just don’t care.

I believe in Kevin Spacey and his gift on the world.

I fought a battle against carbs and lost, many times.

I am angered by stupid people I learn about from watching American Justice, don’t commit a crime unless you know you can get away with it :duh:

I love it when naturally skinny people get fat.

I need coffee to make it through the day and it’s Phat Tony’s fault for getting me addicted.

I take on step at a time, except when I take two.

I hear voices but I try to ignore the ones that tell me not to eat better.

I drink not nearly enough alcohol.

I hate all other drivers, each and every one of them.

I use my wit and charm to make friends and if that doesn’t work I pay them.

I want Rachel and Ross back in my life.

I like wearing fuck me boots.

I feel naughty today, like I need to discipline someone :whip:

I wear underwear only when necessary.

I left $5 by your nightstand since you never gave me a price.

I do find you irritating, but only when you speak.

I hope that we can adopt a child soon, I really have a lot of laundry that needs to be done.

I dream of moving to NYC, getting my own apartment and starting a sex column.

I drive the way I do to piss you off.

I listen only when a test is involved.

I type so I don’t have to list to you.

I think only when you want me to listen.

I wish market these things :robin:

I regret only sleeping with you last night because you were having a two for one special.

I care why I keep finding you outside my window at night.

I should try getting some work done, maybe not.

I am worried about that rash you have.

I said you need a coupon for that discount.

I wonder when will stop using my feminine whiles to get love and affection?

I changed from Xanax to good ol crack today.

I cry when I imagine you breeding.

I lose my virginity all the time.

I leave nothing left to the imagination.

  1. Mr. Fabulous

    February 20, 2008 at 9:13 am

    Ooh, ooh, discipline me! I’ve been a baaaad boy!

    Mr. Fabulous’s last blog post..I have a lot to cover today?

  2. themuttprincess

    February 20, 2008 at 10:06 am

    I had no idea that adopting a child made you think of doing laundry.

    I can see the connection, it just is funny!

    (oh and the rash is going away. They make creams for it. WOO!)

    😉

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  3. Heather B

    February 20, 2008 at 2:02 pm

    I changed from Xanax to good ol crack today. lol too funny

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  4. DutchBitch

    February 20, 2008 at 2:30 pm

    How did you know about the rash in between my butt cheeks?!?!?!?!

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  5. Caryn

    February 20, 2008 at 10:17 pm

    Those were hilarious! Most of them would make fantastic bumper stickers or lapel buttons.

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  6. The Absurdist

    February 21, 2008 at 11:29 am

    First of all, I am hyper impressed that you know how to spell Xanax correctly. How few people do… **sigh**

    I too call my boots “fuck me boots”. Never heard anyone else call them that. I guess that’s why we are twinkies!

    The Absurdist’s last blog post..How It All Began

  7. Robin

    February 21, 2008 at 11:35 am

    Fab – :whip: :whip:

    Mutt – Only in the fact that they would do my laundry for me, that’s why you adopt right? :eyebrow:

    HeatherB – :twitchy:

    DutchBitch – It is NOT because I have a video camera in your bathroom :whistle:

    Caryn – Hmmm…a new venture maybe.

    Absurdist – That’s because we were separated at birth!

  8. The Absurdist

    February 21, 2008 at 11:49 am

    That must be why you had the dream about the twins…

    Penguin Dreams and Stranger Things… Pun intended due to the nuns.

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  9. Robin

    February 25, 2008 at 9:20 am

    Stop taking those little blue pills, I keep telling you :poke:

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