Technically the Birthday Contest is over but if anyone wants to get anything in today please do it as soon as you can. I will announce the winner tomorrow. While you are at it make sure to get in on Dutchy’s contest, because she has real prizes. I mean, I have “prizes” but they aren’t money, they are more goofy and fun. Hey, that’s me.
I took the day off today to have some last bit of fun before everything goes black. The twenties were fun but also confusing, delusional and painful at times.
Here is a mini meme for the day because I didn’t prepare anything else:
5 Important Questions Today
1. Can you unwrap a starburst with your tongue?
Only when I have the help of another tongue, what kind of freak do you think I am?
2. Have you ever gotten naked at a party?
Only at a Republican party and that’s because Bob Dole dared me to.
3. Do you like polar bears?
Not since one lied to me.
4. Ashley or Mary-Kate?
Neither, ever since they they abandoned me at that club after giving me an “aspirin.”
5. Are you taller than 5â€™6â€?
Yes, when I wear 6 inch