Technically the Birthday Contest is over but if anyone wants to get anything in today please do it as soon as you can. I will announce the winner tomorrow. While you are at it make sure to get in on Dutchy’s contest, because she has real prizes. I mean, I have “prizes” but they aren’t money, they are more goofy and fun. Hey, that’s me.

I took the day off today to have some last bit of fun before everything goes black. The twenties were fun but also confusing, delusional and painful at times.

Here is a mini meme for the day because I didn’t prepare anything else:

5 Important Questions Today

1. Can you unwrap a starburst with your tongue?
Only when I have the help of another tongue, what kind of freak do you think I am?

2. Have you ever gotten naked at a party?
Only at a Republican party and that’s because Bob Dole dared me to.

3. Do you like polar bears?
Not since one lied to me.

4. Ashley or Mary-Kate?
Neither, ever since they they abandoned me at that club after giving me an “aspirin.”

5. Are you taller than 5’6”?
Yes, when I wear 6 inch heals heels.

0 Thoughts on “The Last Day

  1. No one is more goofy and fun than you!

    Mr. Fabulous’s last blog post..You want my advice?

  2. HEALS?

    ARAGARAEGAERAGAGGHGHGH!

    You do that just to drive me crazy, don’t you?

    Avitable’s last blog post..Days of Blunder

  3. Fab - You are such the flatterer. Is that a word?

    Avi - Is that a good thing or a bad thing? I actually hate wearing heals and almost never do. I love flip flops.

  4. I had no idea you were a shorty.

    themuttprincess’s last blog post..Made it through NASCAR.

  5. You do realize it’s “heels”, right? :pissed:

    Avitable’s last blog post..Days of Blunder

  6. So that was you on YouTube, dancing naked with Bob Dole!

    Jen’s last blog post..Life’s Little Pleasures

  7. Mutt - I am I am.

    Avi - :fu:

    Jen - Uh oh, did that get out?

  8. :avi:

    Avitable’s last blog post..Days of Blunder

  9. I don’t mind you pointing out my spelling or grammar errors because I know I’m awful. I just hate that 90% of the time that’s all you notice so you get a beating now :whosnext: :whip: :gemini:

  10. I just figured you purposely misspelled that just to make my head explode.

    Avitable’s last blog post..Days of Blunder

  11. That and that the spell check didn’t catch it. Firefox spell check is my crutch.

  12. What is it that we are doing again?

    The Absurdist’s last blog post..Who is the REAL Absurdist around here?

  13. Everyone knows you never take a pill from an Olsen twin

    Amanda’s last blog post..A Simpleton Could See

  14. Ya learn something new everyday!

    I still like you even though you are vertically challenged!

    themuttprincess’s last blog post..Made it through NASCAR.

  15. Absurdist - I don’t know, what are we doing?

    Amanda - Well I know this now :dunce:

    Mutt - You are such a kind heart.

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