Technically the Birthday Contest is over but if anyone wants to get anything in today please do it as soon as you can. I will announce the winner tomorrow. While you are at it make sure to get in on Dutchy’s contest, because she has real prizes. I mean, I have “prizes” but they aren’t money, they are more goofy and fun. Hey, that’s me.

I took the day off today to have some last bit of fun before everything goes black. The twenties were fun but also confusing, delusional and painful at times.

Here is a mini meme for the day because I didn’t prepare anything else:

5 Important Questions Today

1. Can you unwrap a starburst with your tongue?
Only when I have the help of another tongue, what kind of freak do you think I am?

2. Have you ever gotten naked at a party?
Only at a Republican party and that’s because Bob Dole dared me to.

3. Do you like polar bears?
Not since one lied to me.

4. Ashley or Mary-Kate?
Neither, ever since they they abandoned me at that club after giving me an “aspirin.”

5. Are you taller than 5’6”?
Yes, when I wear 6 inch heals heels.

  • http://pointless-drivel.com Mr. Fabulous

    No one is more goofy and fun than you!

    Mr. Fabulous’s last blog post..You want my advice?

  • http://www.avitable.com Avitable

    HEALS?

    ARAGARAEGAERAGAGGHGHGH!

    You do that just to drive me crazy, don’t you?

    Avitable’s last blog post..Days of Blunder

  • http://www.roadlessunraveled.com Robin

    Fab - You are such the flatterer. Is that a word?

    Avi - Is that a good thing or a bad thing? I actually hate wearing heals and almost never do. I love flip flops.

  • http://www.themuttprincess.com themuttprincess

    I had no idea you were a shorty.

    themuttprincess’s last blog post..Made it through NASCAR.

  • http://www.avitable.com Avitable

    You do realize it’s “heels”, right? :pissed:

    Avitable’s last blog post..Days of Blunder

  • http://www.jenniferhasspoken.com Jen

    So that was you on YouTube, dancing naked with Bob Dole!

    Jen’s last blog post..Life’s Little Pleasures

  • http://www.roadlessunraveled.com Robin

    Mutt - I am I am.

    Avi - :fu:

    Jen - Uh oh, did that get out?

  • http://www.avitable.com Avitable

    :avi:

    Avitable’s last blog post..Days of Blunder

  • http://www.roadlessunraveled.com Robin

    I don’t mind you pointing out my spelling or grammar errors because I know I’m awful. I just hate that 90% of the time that’s all you notice so you get a beating now :whosnext: :whip: :gemini:

  • http://www.avitable.com Avitable

    I just figured you purposely misspelled that just to make my head explode.

    Avitable’s last blog post..Days of Blunder

  • http://www.roadlessunraveled.com Robin

    That and that the spell check didn’t catch it. Firefox spell check is my crutch.

  • http://www.theabsurdist.net The Absurdist

    What is it that we are doing again?

    The Absurdist’s last blog post..Who is the REAL Absurdist around here?

  • http://amandainreallife.blogspot.com Amanda

    Everyone knows you never take a pill from an Olsen twin

    Amanda’s last blog post..A Simpleton Could See

  • http://www.themuttprincess.com themuttprincess

    Ya learn something new everyday!

    I still like you even though you are vertically challenged!

    themuttprincess’s last blog post..Made it through NASCAR.

  • http://www.roadlessunraveled.com Robin

    Absurdist - I don’t know, what are we doing?

    Amanda - Well I know this now :dunce:

    Mutt - You are such a kind heart.

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