I Meant To, I swear

Your twenties are an important decade, maybe the most important. In your twenties you need to do stupid stuff, date the wrong people, get an idea of who you are as a person and maybe even become some kind of an adult. Est. 1978

I did a lot in my twenties and probably blocked out quite a bit. Here is a list of the things I did not get a chance to do in my twenties:

  1. Get arrested for indecent exposure (with all of my flashing I’m kind of surprised)
  2. Have a restraining order put out against me (probably just because they can’t prove all the times I drove past his house)
  3. Get my master’s degree (although I probably never will as I still don’t know what I want to be when I grow up)
  4. Jury Duty *knock on wood*
  5. Get pregnant (I’ve never been pregnant, not even a little bit)
  6. Meet Kevin Spacey (this will go on my list for my thirties)
  7. Get published (I can pretend I get published everyday on this site but it doesn’t really count)
  8. Get back to the size I was when I was 18 (yeah that was a size 4, hmm)
  9. Build up a real savings account (I’ll get started, soon)
  10. Live off of the government and watch soap operas all day (I just never got around to it)


Don’t be forgettin the big ol Birthday Contest, you are running out of time :robin:

  1. Mr. Fabulous

    February 13, 2008 at 6:13 am

    Um..what, was “Meet Mr. Fabulous” number 11?

    Mr. Fabulous’s last blog post..Never Say Goodbye

  2. Jen

    February 13, 2008 at 7:24 am

    I think I was a size 4 when I was 4!

    Jen’s last blog post..Footprints in the Sand

  3. Robin

    February 13, 2008 at 9:24 am

    Fab – I keep forgetting I haven’t met you because I see you in my dreams every night :kiss:

    Jen – It was a fluke, I was not a healthy girl back then.

  4. Amanda

    February 13, 2008 at 10:45 am

    I wish I was still a size 4

    Amanda’s last blog post..Strange Condition

  5. cheri

    February 13, 2008 at 10:50 am

    I didn’t do any of those either – except one…and it’s a very easy guess as to which one. He’s called Dawson. lol

  6. Maureen

    February 13, 2008 at 10:55 am

    I had lots of fun in my 20’s, too. Only one on your list that I did was to get, actually, smaller than my 18yo size – but, that was nowhere near a 4, anyway.

    Definitely dated lots of wrong people, too – but, that’s the only way that I know, now, how right I’ve got it this time 😀

  7. Robin

    February 13, 2008 at 11:01 am

    Amanda – Don’t we all…

    Cheri – That’s tough, I’m going to have to think about that one.

    Maureen – Exactly!

  8. themuttprincess

    February 13, 2008 at 12:18 pm

    I have not gotten to any of that stuff yet either (except have a kid, but I did that before I was 20, so technically it is the same) and I only have a year and a half of my 20’s.

    The only difference is when I was 18 I was big already because I had a baby. I have never been a size 4. I am big boned.

    So what are you going to do with your 30’s????

    themuttprincess’s last blog post..Happy Hump Day

  9. Avitable

    February 13, 2008 at 12:47 pm

    I was a little bit pregnant once.

    Avitable’s last blog post..Babysitting

  10. Robin

    February 13, 2008 at 12:49 pm

    Mutt – I have yet to figure that out.

    Avi – I hate it when that happens.

  11. Janet

    February 13, 2008 at 5:08 pm

    I’ve never done 1, 2 5, 6 or 8. Not even a little bit. Some of those though I am perfectly okay with, if you know what I mean:)

  12. themuttprincess

    February 13, 2008 at 5:29 pm

    You have a full 10 years to master it.

    themuttprincess’s last blog post..Happy Hump Day

  13. Gwen

    February 14, 2008 at 12:07 am

    Dude, you have almost a week left. Just get going on a couple of these and you’ll totally make it. Especially #1.

    Gwen’s last blog post..Just Getting Paid To Write Would Be Good

  14. Robin

    February 14, 2008 at 1:44 pm

    Janet – Oh I do.

    Mutt – Yes, that is true!

    Gwen – Ok…well you wanna help a girl out or what?

  15. Gwen

    February 14, 2008 at 7:14 pm

    I’ll get to work on that restraining order. That or we can track down Kevin and both get our very own!

    Gwen’s last blog post..I Finally Found it!

  16. Gwen

    February 14, 2008 at 7:15 pm

    I’m also willing to call the po’ for you if you want to show up at my house indecently exposed.

    Gwen’s last blog post..I Finally Found it!

  17. Robin

    February 20, 2008 at 1:44 pm

    How would you know when I’m indecent?

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