Ode to the Wonder Twins

They’re big and round and all around
Universally beloved, they’re the toast of the town
And when she puts them on display
No mortal man can look away
They all would like a peek inside
The depths of Robin’s Great Divide
Her wondrous cleavage you’ll agree
Is worthy of a jubilee
One cannot blame her if she brags
About those two splendid fun bags
Who wouldn’t want to scale those mountains?
And suckle at those twin milk fountains?
And her nipplage is the stuff of dreams
Especially when flashing twin high beams
Her melons play to rave reviews
They really love her honeydews
A man can’t call his life complete
Until he’s seen her sweater meat
And here’s the juiciest of factoids:
Hungry babies crave her lactoids
But those infants will soon be bumming
As there will be no milk forthcoming
They’ll be no pumping forth of moo juice
They’re meant only to entice, seduce
Of course now, that is not to say
That some might freely suck away
I think that many men would pray
To switch with Erik for a day
I think we’re in unanimity
To be in close proximity
I hope that you’ve enjoyed my story
Of my friend Robin’s Breasts of Glory

Mr. Fabulous

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  2. The Absurdist

    February 11, 2008 at 8:24 am

    Shit, you never write poems about MY boobs. Bastard.

    But she does have nice boobs. Again, like I said elsewhere, mine hang down to my knees. DDD is not always better….

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  3. Robin

    February 11, 2008 at 8:55 am

    You know how I love how much you love The Wonder Twins…they love you too. Oh and I nearly have DDD again :rolleyes:

    Robin’s last blog post..Ode to the Wonder Twins

  4. themuttprincess

    February 11, 2008 at 9:31 am

    LOVE IT!

    That is just plain Fabulous!

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  5. Turnbaby

    February 11, 2008 at 12:50 pm

    “Breasts of Glory” –that sounds like a movie title 😉

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  6. Angel

    February 11, 2008 at 3:16 pm

    I like that- “Breasts of Glory”. I think that should be Robin’s Uberbnym on someone’s blog!!

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  7. Heather B

    February 11, 2008 at 4:32 pm

    ohh that was just too great 🙂 luved it

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  8. Avitable

    February 11, 2008 at 4:47 pm

    I expected iambic pentameter.

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  9. Caryn

    February 11, 2008 at 8:25 pm

    That was absolutely hilarious! I love all those ways of saying, well, ‘boobs’, except without saying that word at all.

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