My Realizations

I nabbed this beauty from The Absurdist, one of my new blends.

  • I have come to realize that my brain does not make as good of a poker bid as I initially thought it would.
  • I have come to realize that my car isn’t very good to have sex in or rather I’m just getting to the age where it shouldn’t even be attempted.
  • I have come to realize that my life is worth more than what my pimp tells me it is and that means I’m worth more than $2.25.
  • I have come to realize that my dogs are non-existent because I do not have any but I do have a barking cat.
  • I have come to realize that my work doesn’t appreciate The Wonder Twins and that is sad :sad:
  • I have come to realize that my relationships are something I shouldn’t be paying for.
  • I have come to realize that my body is a temple and that’s because I was raised Jewish.
  • I have come to realize that my dreams are still too big and I must bring them down a few notches more.
  • I have come to realize that my feet are ridiculously little and cute, which really doesn’t match up with the rest of me.
  • I have come to realize that my hair is never going to look like Winona Ryder’s, all short and funky.

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  • http://pointless-drivel.com Mr. Fabulous

    You can still be like Winona Ryder. Go shoplift some stuff.

    Mr. Fabulous’s last blog post..For Your Information

  • http://www.shamelesslysassy.com amanda

    I need that Winona Shirt. Also, I’m not sure if I’ve told you yet, but I love the new look around here.

    amanda’s last blog post..Scrolling Saturday: Oodles of Caboodles

  • http://www.roadlessunraveled.com Robin

    Fab - Yeah, it’s been a while.

    Amanda - Yeah me too and well it’s mixed feelings…some people don’t like change.