One on One: Gwen Spacey

It’s been a long time since I’ve done a One on One and I thought who better to get back into the swing of things than Gwen from Kill the Body. If you weren’t aware yet she’s nearly as obsessed with Kevin Spacey as I am but I’ve decided this is a good thing…2 psychos are better than 1.

I’ve decided that when I interview you for the first time I will give you your very own smilie like I’ve given to :mrfab: and :avi: a long time ago. That way you can feel super special, that’s what I’m here for.

It was a pleasure to chat with Gwen and we obviously have a strong bond that medication can never weaken. It went pretty long but it was a lot of fun.

Gwen: I’m going to warn you in advance that I’m in the middle of a serious insomniac streak. So this could be dicey.
Robin: what does that have to do with it? Are you tweaking?
Gwen: My brain isn’t co-operating with me at all :twitchy:
Robin: That’s perfect
Gwen: Excllent
Robin: My interviews go better when the people are a little off or drunk or something :martini:
Gwen: Oh, well, perfect then
Robin: Ok…first question… If you were to have a song played everytime you walked in the room what would it be?
Gwen: The Darth Vader music. You know, from Star Wars. That would be totally kick ass :gemini:
Robin: Would you do that heavy breathing thing too?
Gwen: :lmao: Maybe. I know I would feel the urge to do the same imposing walk and maybe use my Jedi powers to choke a bitch.
Robin: I bet you have quite an imposing walk.
Gwen: :lmao:
Robin: I hope that bitch wouldn’t be me.
Gwen: We’ll see how the Kevin situation develops before I respond to that.
Robin: :eyebrow: When did you first realize your love for Kevin?
Gwen: Usual Suspects.
Robin: What drew you to him?
Gwen: Honestly, I can’t quiet put my finger on it. I think it was that he was playing someone who was meant to be “the underdog” but I could see that there was so much more going on. That just below the surface was so much more.
It made me giddy.
Robin: Giddy like a school girl?
Gwen: Indeed. Complete with giggling.
Robin: How close are you to making a shrine for him?
Gwen: You mean you haven’t got one already? Am I the only one?
Robin: I didn’t say I had one or didn’t, I was just trying to see your level of devotion.
Gwen: I think I’d be willing to lick a urinal at Madison Square Garden to get to hang out with him for a little while
Robin: I’m impressed.
Gwen: I’m impressive.
Robin: Would you be willing to meet me in London in order to properly stalk him?
Gwen: Of course. I even have friends there we could mooch a couch off.
Robin: Nice, it would be a covert operation.
Gwen: Absolutely.
Robin: Have you seen Swimming With Sharks?
Gwen: No, but I have eaten one. Does that count?
Robin: I’m not sure I still believe your love if you haven’t seen Swimming With Sharks.
Robin: I think that may be one of his best roles, I am shocked.
Gwen: I haven’t gotten a chance… and I… I… I’m so ashamed :paperbag:
Robin: As well you should be. I think the only way you can recover from this is to pray to the shrine for a few hours today.
Gwen: Done and done.
Robin: Oh and make sure to rent that movie asap.
Gwen: I’m going to check at work and see if we’ve got it.
Robin: If you were to date Kevin what your nickname for him be?
Gwen: I don’t know that I’d get much talking in. I’d probably spend the whole time staring at him, trying not to drool and stifling my of giggling.
Robin: That’s sexy.
Gwen: I would have to seriously fight the urge to call him Kaiser.
Robin: I hear that and it’s Keyser :rolleyes:
Gwen: :omg: told you my brain isn’t working.
Robin: Ok…one more question. How many times did you see American Beauty in the theater?
Gwen: Twice in the theatre and many many more times on video.
Robin: Ha! I saw it five times in the theater.
Gwen: I know.
Robin: But you are pretty close to my level of obsession but we could work together to win him over.
Gwen: I agree
Robin: You could be my apprentice.
Gwen: bahahahahaha
Robin: It’s agreed, we’ll team up.
Gwen: agreed
Robin: Well thanks for your time and I suppose I will see you in London.
Gwen: no worries. I’m glad we could have this chat… about Kevin…
Robin: I will be the one wearing my I :heart: Verbal t-shirt.
Gwen: Damn, now I’m going to have to find something else to wear so we don’t look like idiots!
Robin: Yeah…we don’t want that.
Gwen: Which might be difficult anyhow as it is, well, us.
Robin: Exactly.
Gwen: hahaha
Robin: I mean, we don’t want to frighten him or anything. We’ll just sleep outside his house in a tent.
Gwen: Yeah, that’s not weird or anything. I mean, we’ve gotta sleep somewhere, right?
Robin: Yeah, obviously.
Gwen: Who would fault us for that?
Robin: No sane people.
Gwen: Exactly.

Thanks :gwen:

  1. Mr. Fabulous

    January 28, 2008 at 6:38 am

    The post keeps disappearing and reappearing randomly. I have a headache now.

    Now she’s after Kevin, too? She is the most prolific stalker I have ever heard of…

    Mr. Fabulous’s last blog post..Because Americana is my middle name

  2. Avitable

    January 28, 2008 at 8:25 am

    I love the new smiley!

    Avitable’s last blog post..This is all I’ve got for today

  3. Robin

    January 28, 2008 at 8:48 am

    Glad you two enjoyed the complex conversation :mrfab: :avi:

  4. themuttprincess

    January 28, 2008 at 12:00 pm

    Glad you found someone to assist your stalking! That is wonderful!

    themuttprincess’s last blog post..A bunch of random weekend stuff:

  5. Gwen

    January 28, 2008 at 1:06 pm

    Hells yeah, bitches! Gwen in da haus! That was awesome Robin, and I love how quickly it turned in to a discussion about Kevin. I also love that you managed to make me look completely crazy with that picture of me… hahahaha

    Gwen’s last blog post..Allow Me To Explain

  6. Gwen

    January 28, 2008 at 1:06 pm

    Almost forgot… :reaper:

    Gwen’s last blog post..Allow Me To Explain

  7. Robin

    January 28, 2008 at 1:08 pm

    TMP – I know, good co-stalkers are hard to find these days.

    Gwen – I think it was the icing on the crazy cake. Oh and your smilie is :gwen: not :reaper:

  8. Janet

    January 28, 2008 at 4:54 pm

    Swimming With Sharks was an excellent movie. How you can call yourself a fan and not have seen it is beyond me.

    And while we’re on the topic of Spacey fans, me thinks he might appreciate a down to Earth stalking these days. After all, it helps to know people still remember.

  9. Gwen

    January 28, 2008 at 5:05 pm

    Gah! It hates me!

    Gwen’s last blog post..Allow Me To Explain

  10. Robin

    January 28, 2008 at 5:26 pm

    Janet – I think you might be right…stalking is on!

    Gwen – What are you doing :gwen:

  11. Angel

    January 28, 2008 at 9:37 pm

    I love these interviews that you do. I’ve never visited Gwen’s blog, but now I must do so.

    Angel’s last blog post..Pay It Forward

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