It’s been a long time since I’ve done a One on One and I thought who better to get back into the swing of things than Gwen from Kill the Body. If you weren’t aware yet she’s nearly as obsessed with Kevin Spacey as I am but I’ve decided this is a good thing…2 psychos are better than 1.
I’ve decided that when I interview you for the first time I will give you your very own smilie like I’ve given to :mrfab: and :avi: a long time ago. That way you can feel super special, that’s what I’m here for.
It was a pleasure to chat with Gwen and we obviously have a strong bond that medication can never weaken. It went pretty long but it was a lot of fun.
Gwen: I’m going to warn you in advance that I’m in the middle of a serious insomniac streak. So this could be dicey.
Robin: what does that have to do with it? Are you tweaking?
Gwen: My brain isn’t co-operating with me at all :twitchy:
Robin: That’s perfect
Robin: My interviews go better when the people are a little off or drunk or something :martini:
Gwen: Oh, well, perfect then
Robin: Ok…first question… If you were to have a song played everytime you walked in the room what would it be?
Gwen: The Darth Vader music. You know, from Star Wars. That would be totally kick ass :gemini:
Robin: Would you do that heavy breathing thing too?
Gwen: :lmao: Maybe. I know I would feel the urge to do the same imposing walk and maybe use my Jedi powers to choke a bitch.
Robin: I bet you have quite an imposing walk.
Robin: I hope that bitch wouldn’t be me.
Gwen: We’ll see how the Kevin situation develops before I respond to that.
Robin: :eyebrow: When did you first realize your love for Kevin?
Gwen: Usual Suspects.
Robin: What drew you to him?
Gwen: Honestly, I can’t quiet put my finger on it. I think it was that he was playing someone who was meant to be “the underdog” but I could see that there was so much more going on. That just below the surface was so much more.
It made me giddy.
Robin: Giddy like a school girl?
Gwen: Indeed. Complete with giggling.
Robin: How close are you to making a shrine for him?
Gwen: You mean you haven’t got one already? Am I the only one?
Robin: I didn’t say I had one or didn’t, I was just trying to see your level of devotion.
Gwen: I think I’d be willing to lick a urinal at Madison Square Garden to get to hang out with him for a little while
Robin: I’m impressed.
Gwen: I’m impressive.
Robin: Would you be willing to meet me in London in order to properly stalk him?
Gwen: Of course. I even have friends there we could mooch a couch off.
Robin: Nice, it would be a covert operation.
Robin: Have you seen Swimming With Sharks?
Gwen: No, but I have eaten one. Does that count?
Robin: I’m not sure I still believe your love if you haven’t seen Swimming With Sharks.
Robin: I think that may be one of his best roles, I am shocked.
Gwen: I haven’t gotten a chance… and I… I… I’m so ashamed :paperbag:
Robin: As well you should be. I think the only way you can recover from this is to pray to the shrine for a few hours today.
Gwen: Done and done.
Robin: Oh and make sure to rent that movie asap.
Gwen: I’m going to check at work and see if we’ve got it.
Robin: If you were to date Kevin what your nickname for him be?
Gwen: I don’t know that I’d get much talking in. I’d probably spend the whole time staring at him, trying not to drool and stifling my of giggling.
Robin: That’s sexy.
Gwen: I would have to seriously fight the urge to call him Kaiser.
Robin: I hear that and it’s Keyser :rolleyes:
Gwen: mg: told you my brain isn’t working.
Robin: Ok…one more question. How many times did you see American Beauty in the theater?
Gwen: Twice in the theatre and many many more times on video.
Robin: Ha! I saw it five times in the theater.
Gwen: I know.
Robin: But you are pretty close to my level of obsession but we could work together to win him over.
Gwen: I agree
Robin: You could be my apprentice.
Robin: It’s agreed, we’ll team up.
Robin: Well thanks for your time and I suppose I will see you in London.
Gwen: no worries. I’m glad we could have this chat… about Kevin…
Robin: I will be the one wearing my I :heart: Verbal t-shirt.
Gwen: Damn, now I’m going to have to find something else to wear so we don’t look like idiots!
Robin: Yeah…we don’t want that.
Gwen: Which might be difficult anyhow as it is, well, us.
Robin: I mean, we don’t want to frighten him or anything. We’ll just sleep outside his house in a tent.
Gwen: Yeah, that’s not weird or anything. I mean, we’ve gotta sleep somewhere, right?
Robin: Yeah, obviously.
Gwen: Who would fault us for that?
Robin: No sane people.