2007 to 2008 Wrap Up

Did you kiss anyone?
Only Asian women, that was one of my goals this year.

Did you date anyone?
See above.

Are you going to have someone to kiss when the ball drops?
Depends if she has plans that night, otherwise I suppose I can kiss whatshisname :unsure:

Did you lose any friends?
I lost a couple of my friends at the mall and they still won’t return my calls.

Did you gain any friends?
Only the ones online and they still haven’t passed my rigorous test.

Did you do something new?
I took my stalking to a whole new level, I have fancy night vision goggles now.

Did anyone important to you die?
No but many unimportant people to me died.

Did you change?
Bra size? Nope, still a GGG.

Are you happy with the year over all?
Well I didn’t meet Kevin so no.

Whats the best thing that happened to you?
This was a hard one. I thought of maybe that I got engaged but no. It would have to be getting to be on the Mr. Fabulous Radio Show :thumbsup:

Did you fall in or out of love?
Depending who with? Erik? No. The lovely Asian girl I met at Dunkin Donuts…quite a few times.

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Are you happy the year’s almost over?
Yes and no. Yes because there is only so much one can screw up a year and I’m fresh out of fucking up for the year. No because I’ve got a whole new year to mess with 👿

Are you going to change something about yourself next year?
I’m going to try to be nicer to the Dunkin Donuts drive-thru and not yell profanities.

Do you think 2008 will be a better year then 2007?
I don’t know, do you have an in with Kevin?

Did you lose your virginity in 2007?
I am still a virgin.

How many things did you screw up in 2007?
I have a spreadsheet list on my computer if you want to see.
Did you go to an amusement park?
You mean the amusement park called Avitable.com? Yes and I was molested.

Did you lie to your parents?
I don’t lie, ever. I’m hoping that will get me a seat in heaven.

Did you get into a fight?
Once, in a biker bar. I kicked their asses. Did I mention it was a midget bar?

Did you leave the country?
Only to hide from the Feds.

Did anyone in your family get married? My cousins did, not to each other.

Do you think you grew?
Physically? I stopped in like fourth grade. Emotionally? I stopped in like fourth grade.

Did you sing to anyone?
Yeah but they paid me to stop.

What did you drink and eat the most?
It wasn’t coffee and bagels, I’m pretty sure of that. Almost.

Are you going to make a new years resolution?
To stop sleeping with other women, Erik is starting to get a complex.

Did you stick to your new years resolution from last year?
About not picking up Asian women? Ummmmm…

  1. Mr. Fabulous

    December 28, 2007 at 8:53 am

    You and an Asian woman, me and Erik, I forsee a fabulous foursome!

  2. themuttprincess

    December 28, 2007 at 10:43 am

    Asian women are hard to resist.

  3. Heather B

    December 28, 2007 at 3:55 pm

    I love these things im going to have to do this too, I love your answers though always so fun… love the stalking one about having night vision

  4. Caryn

    December 29, 2007 at 3:25 pm

    Love the answers! Hilarious.

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