Blue Cheese and Heroin

1. Do you like blue cheese?

No but then blue isn’t my favorite color of cheese.

2. Have you ever smoked heroin?

Only in my stripper days.

3. Do you own a gun?

A water gun but then that doesn’t work out so well when trying to hold up a convenience store.

4. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?

Only when I get my gynelogical exam, last time he didn’t call me the next day.

5. What do you think of hot dogs

For what? That’s a vague question.

6. Favorite Christmas song?

I don’t understand the question as all of those songs make my skin crawl.

7. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?

I like my coffee Irish, as in green.

8. Can you do push ups?

I would but The Wonder Twins don’t allow me to.

9. Secret weapon to get the opposite sex?

Flipping my hair as I giggle, why what did you think I was going to say?

10. Current worry right now?

If I have a rolling pin and if not, if I can use it for more than baking.


  • http://www.toriblaine.blogspot.com Tori

    all very funny, but #4 made me laugh out loud!


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