1. Do you like blue cheese?

No but then blue isn’t my favorite color of cheese.

2. Have you ever smoked heroin?

Only in my stripper days.

3. Do you own a gun?

A water gun but then that doesn’t work out so well when trying to hold up a convenience store.

4. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?

Only when I get my gynelogical exam, last time he didn’t call me the next day.

5. What do you think of hot dogs

For what? That’s a vague question.

6. Favorite Christmas song?

I don’t understand the question as all of those songs make my skin crawl.

7. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?

I like my coffee Irish, as in green.

8. Can you do push ups?

I would but The Wonder Twins don’t allow me to.

9. Secret weapon to get the opposite sex?

Flipping my hair as I giggle, why what did you think I was going to say?

10. Current worry right now?

If I have a rolling pin and if not, if I can use it for more than baking.

0 Thoughts on “Blue Cheese and Heroin

  1. all very funny, but #4 made me laugh out loud!

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