Weird Stuff At Amazon.com

1. Fresh Whole Rabbit by Cloverdale

Seth Eliot says:
  “What a kewt lil bunny….. check out the user contributed images”
$38.50
Average Customer Rating:

15 Reviews

5 star: 66% (10)
4 star: 20% (3)
3 star: 6% (1)
2 star: (0)
1 star: 6% (1)

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4.4 out of 5 stars 15 (15)

 

2. JL421 Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tank by NAO Design

Seth Eliot says:
  “Great reviews for this tank… while your at it look up (google will do) the word “Badonkadonk””
$19,999.95
Average Customer Rating:

172 Reviews

5 star: 41% (71)
4 star: 23% (40)
3 star: 12% (22)
2 star: 8% (15)
1 star: 13% (24)

See all 172 customer reviews…

3.7 out of 5 stars 172 (172)

 

3. Relaxman Relaxation Capsule

Seth Eliot says:
  “again the reviews really make this item… check out the “wife” review”
$39,995.00
Average Customer Rating:

20 Reviews

5 star: 40% (8)
4 star: 15% (3)
3 star: 10% (2)
2 star: 15% (3)
1 star: 20% (4)

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3.4 out of 5 stars 20 (20)

 

4. 21′ Preferred (All Aluminum) Bleachers (10 Rows)

Seth Eliot says:
  “my gift to you. At the time of this writing these $15K of aluminium bleachers had but one review…. get writing….”
$12,569.21
Average Customer Rating:

3 Reviews

5 star: (0)
4 star: 33% (1)
3 star: (0)
2 star: 33% (1)
1 star: 33% (1)

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2.3 out of 5 stars 3 (3)

 

5. Wild Goose Qigong 6 – Patting along the Meridians – All Levels DVD Dr. Bingkun Hu (host)

Seth Eliot says:
  “such a catchy title… and you can watch it on your TiVo. With *no* reviews, another ground floor opportunity for a budding comedy writer”
$14.99  

6. Phillips Pan With Number 2 Point Self Drilling Screw Zinc 4 X 1 (Pack of 9,000) by MetalGrip, LLC

Seth Eliot says:
  “9000 screws…. ’nuff said”
$358.34
Average Customer Rating:

1 Review

5 star: (0)
4 star: 100% (1)
3 star: (0)
2 star: (0)
1 star: (0)

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4.0 out of 5 stars 1 (1)

 

7. SILK Micro G-String Thong Rings Panty 4 COLORS Red Cobalt Purple or Black by Magic Silk

Seth Eliot says:
  “have they locked all the porn sites out on your internet connection? Well Amazon’s got you covered! Check out the user submitted (?!) pics for the micro G-string…. and leave a review while you’re there”
$9.95
Average Customer Rating:

17 Reviews

5 star: 35% (6)
4 star: 29% (5)
3 star: 11% (2)
2 star: 11% (2)
1 star: 11% (2)

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3.6 out of 5 stars 17 (17)

 

8. Uranium Ore by Images SI Inc.

Seth Eliot says:
  “Uranium!!! no, really….”
$22.95
Average Customer Rating:

100 Reviews

5 star: 44% (44)
4 star: 21% (21)
3 star: 14% (14)
2 star: 9% (9)
1 star: 12% (12)

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3.8 out of 5 stars 100 (100)

 

9. Nickel from 2003

Seth Eliot says:
  “A U.S. Nickel. That’s $0.05 US currency…offered for $4.55! No images yet…add your own picture!”
Used & New from: $4.50
Average Customer Rating:

6 Reviews

5 star: (0)
4 star: (0)
3 star: (0)
2 star: 33% (2)
1 star: 66% (4)

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1.3 out of 5 stars 6 (6)

 

10. Trombotine Slide Cream by UMI

Seth Eliot says:
  “”…Provides excellent handslide action…” How many other products on Amazon can say that?”
Out of stock
 

11. Certified Diamond (Round, Very Good cut, 5.78 carats, D color, IF clarity) by Amazon.com Collection

Seth Eliot says:
  “The most expensive (real, i.e. not a joke or error) item sold on Amazon”
Out of stock
 

12. Auto Parts Store by Marsau’s

Seth Eliot says:
  “looking to become the auto parts baron of Sterling CO, then this is your item!”
Out of stock
 

13. Cartier Ladies Tank Francaise WL4081KF Watch by Tank Francaise

Seth Eliot says:
  “formerly offered for $200K, the reviews on this one are well worth reading: “…For $200,000.00 I’ll personally follow you around and tell you the time whenever you ask. I’m very accurate and never need winding….””
Out of stock
Average Customer Rating:

50 Reviews

5 star: 54% (27)
4 star: 14% (7)
3 star: 8% (4)
2 star: 4% (2)
1 star: 20% (10)

See all 50 customer reviews…

3.8 out of 5 stars 50 (50)

 

  1. Mr. Fabulous

    December 19, 2007 at 9:39 am

    Really? The rabbit? Was the rabbit necessary?

    Now I am sad…

  2. Robin

    December 19, 2007 at 9:46 am

    Awww…I didn’t mean to hurt your feelings. How can I make it up to you?

  3. Mr. Fabulous

    December 19, 2007 at 9:59 am

    Too late, I am here at work sobbing like a baby. I will probably be fired.

  4. Robin

    December 19, 2007 at 10:18 am

    Well we have an extra room here you can stay in…if Mrs. Fab kicks you out when you get fired.

  5. themuttprincess

    December 19, 2007 at 10:45 am

    Some of that stuff is just WRONG. But funny.

  6. Mr. Fabulous

    December 19, 2007 at 10:55 am

    I don’t think that would be enough to get me kicked out of the house. I would probably have to sleep with a couple of co-workers on my way out the door…

  7. Megan

    December 19, 2007 at 2:00 pm

    LOVE IT ALL!!!

    Where do you find this shit???

  8. Angel

    December 19, 2007 at 3:48 pm

    Wow. I’ve never thought about looking for odd items on Amazon. I really don’t think I’d sell a store, though.

  9. Kentucky Girl

    December 20, 2007 at 5:01 am

    OMFG how weird are some of those things? Eww on the bunny though. Eww-ness Eww…

  10. Robin

    December 20, 2007 at 8:32 am

    TMP – That’s the best kind of funny.

    Mr. Fab – It’s good to know your limit.

    Megan – Where did I see it? I don’t know, I stole it from somebody.

    Angel – It was a link I received but that is something that would probably occur to me.

    KG – I know…blech :yuck:

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