To Be Pretty
While watching Eddie Izzard standup last night (he likes to dress in drag) I wondered if more straight men wish they could put on high heals and makeup but worry what it would do to their manhood.
It’s no doubt that men have it easier in general. They can pee standing up, their clothes are about comfort not style and they don’t wear makeup. Obviously I’m talking about the non-sexually confused male.
While I sometimes envy how easy guys seem to have it I imagine it must be boring sometimes. I mean the clothes are always pretty much the same: pants or shorts. Going out for a fancy evening? Either a suit or just maybe a tux, that looks like every other guy’s outfit at the event.
As a man don’t you ever want to feel pretty? Don’t you wish you could put on a little lipstick or put on a sexy dress? Are you ever jealous of all the fun we have with clothes and all our accessories?
I know Erik is a little jealous but then I think we all know Erik isn’t the typical guy. So, fess up. Do you have a pretty girl inside dying to get out?
I only have 3 people on my postcard list, how pathetic is that?Â I’d like to be on anyone’s card list but I didn’t want to accept most of them until I knew I was doing one myself.
So if you want in just email me your address.Â If I already have it then just commentÂ on this post that you want on the list.