Big Sister Gemini

Marrying Erik will make Gemini my big sister :gemini: I only have a brother and no matter how hard I tried I could not get him to change sexes. Not putting him in dresses or calling him Matina.

So here is my list of why I’ve decided she will be much more than a SIL but actually a sister:

  1. She was in the military and can beat up people for me.
  2. She is really good at holding your hair back while you throw up and not laughing at you (to your face at least) while you cry and ask for your mommy.
  3. She loves to knit. This means she can make me scarves and nobody will ever question who is the older one :nahnah:
  4. In fact, she can beat you up and then sit down and make you a scarf :thumbsup:
  5. She starts cleaning my house the moment she walks in and reminding me what I need to do. Wait, is she my mom?
  6. She’s a bad influence and not just from the time she was in the military.
  7. I’ve learned a lot from her such as how to get revenge on a guy using a porno and a trench coat but also how to tie a criminal up with nylons.
  8. She watches, reads and listens to Harry Potter 90% of the day so if I ever have a Harry Potter question she’ll definitely have the answer. Phew! I was worried what I’d do!
  9. If we ever ran into Ewan McGregor I know she’d let me at him first, because she’s a good sister like that 😀

I guess I’ll keep her :gemini:

  1. themuttprincess

    December 12, 2007 at 10:19 am

    I think you got the cream of the crop as far as SILs go!!!

    If I have a Harry Potter question do you think I could ask her too?

  2. Mr. Fabulous

    December 12, 2007 at 10:29 am

    Wow…she almost sounds cooler than you.

    Almost.

  3. bluepaintred

    December 12, 2007 at 10:56 am

    Loving harry potter officially makes her a great person!

  4. Robin

    December 12, 2007 at 11:02 am

    Avi – Just emotionally.

    TMP – I’m sure she’d be happy to assist.

    Mr. Fab – That was close! Let’s hope she never surpasses me 🙁

    BPR – I think she needs the love, I’m not sure she’s surrounded by a lot of HP lovers.

  5. Gemini

    December 12, 2007 at 12:07 pm

    LOL too funny!

    Hey chick I am making my Cookies this weekend and then sending them out to 2 special guys… so you never know My bribs may work at surpassing you 😉

  6. Robin

    December 12, 2007 at 12:10 pm

    But you don’t have The Wonder Twins or the sexual innuendos like I do :robin:

  7. Megan

    December 12, 2007 at 12:21 pm

    How funny!!!!

    Harry Potter rules and so does the military!!

  8. Robin

    December 12, 2007 at 1:02 pm

    Megan – You really are a dork huh?

    TMP – Righteous! :rock:

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