Scrooge in the House

Mistress Scrooge that is. Well you can call me Miss. Scrooge or even Ms. Scrooge. Whatever you want. Either way I’m cranky, annoying and completely lacking of this thing called “holiday spirit.” I used to simply just not care about this holiday but now I’ve grown to despise it. I’ll tell you what specifically I cannot stand.

Plastic yard decorations, holiday music, fruitcake, talk of the holiday at all times, holiday drivers, holiday shoppers, the colors green and red together, santaphile, people expecting you to be in a good mood because it’s this holiday, holiday commercials, and lastly being wished a merry (fucking) xmas because I don’t want to be a part of it!

I do like a few things, which are probably what keep me from swearing in the streets and those are: eggnog, a couple days off from work, and an excuse to eat a crapload of food.  I think that’s all I can think of.

I actually enjoy some of the decorations but only the small white lights, I particularly like the single candles in the window.  All those blow up lawn ornaments make me wish I had a needle or something to let the air out.  I’m just sayin…

So yeah, you’ll just have to deal with Scroogie for a while…she’ll be gone around New Years.

Bah Humbug to all and to all a good night :robin:

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