Call Me Cranky

  • Co-workers who are too damn stubborn can take a hike.
  • Parents who bring whiny bratty screaming kids to the mall need a VD.
  • Cats who won’t stop fighting can sleep in the closet.
  • Auto shops who give me shit just because I know nothing about cars can kiss my ass.
  • Getting new tires because they apparently weren’t “drivable” is only mildly worth the hassle I went through to get them but not the amount of crap I ate.
  • Guys who go out with their buddy tonight while the wife stays home to clean won’t get laid when they come home.
  • A mall that actually got rid of it’s ONLY bookstore should be hit by a meteor and same with the people who don’t even notice there is no bookstore now.
  • The livingroom only ever being clean for about 3 hours a week can just be turned into the cat’s bedroom, fuck it.

:fu: I need a drink :martini:

  1. Mr. Fabulous

    December 1, 2007 at 12:07 pm

    Another reason to move to Florida–no vehicle inspections. You can drive those suckers on the rims if you want to. :mrfab:

  2. Janna

    December 1, 2007 at 6:41 pm

    Additional idea: When the meteor hits the mall-with-no-bookstore, can it also hit the whiny bratty screaming kids?
    Pretty please?

  3. Megan

    December 1, 2007 at 9:46 pm

    I hear you!!!

    I am double cranky and I am ready for all of this damn wedding shit to be DONE!!!

  4. DutchBitch

    December 2, 2007 at 6:09 am

    *tiptoeing out of blog*

    (Phew… I think I got out of there without ending up in the bullet list)

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