Call Me Cranky
- Co-workers who are too damn stubborn can take a hike.
- Parents who bring whiny bratty screaming kids to the mall need a VD.
- Cats who won’t stop fighting can sleep in the closet.
- Auto shops who give me shit just because I know nothing about cars can kiss my ass.
- Getting new tires because they apparently weren’t “drivable” is only mildly worth the hassle I went through to get them but not the amount of crap I ate.
- Guys who go out with their buddy tonight while the wife stays home to clean won’t get laid when they come home.
- A mall that actually got rid of it’s ONLY bookstore should be hit by a meteor and same with the people who don’t even notice there is no bookstore now.
- The livingroom only ever being clean for about 3 hours a week can just be turned into the cat’s bedroom, fuck it.
:fu: I need a drink :martini: