I Have A Lot To Offer
It’s not often I am really amused by my own comment on another blog but today I was (Read: The other side of the coin):
Ok, well I am pro-choice, very pro-choice. I believe I know how to use an apostrophe but under pressure I might screw up. I always flirt right back. I love ranting. I spell check constantly. I voted for the other guy. I love Monty Python but really any British humor. I avoid being licked by dogs. I laugh at all jokes. I love strange, hell I married strange. I’ll do my very best to make you laugh. Oh and I do an awful British accent but I convulse when a man has an Irish/Welsh accent. When I visit you I will bring you Fettuccine Alfredo and cookies.