Visiting the Netherlands

The beautiful and intelligent Dutch Bitch has dedicated a post to me and I’m not sure what I did to deserve it.  I rarely ever wear heals and if I do I tend to kind of walk like a duck in them.  I certainly haven’t given a shot of The Wonder Twins in a long time but I think they are hibernating at this point.

Whatever I did to get pimped by her this week I’m glad I did it but I have a feeling it wasn’t the candy I stole from that little kid.  Hey…it was Sweettarts!

So go over and visit her too.  She’s almost as funny as me but definitely hotter and she wears stilettos.

Ok, time to put on the sports bra, pull my hair out of my face and go get a coffee :coffee:  Then I get to go out later and watch my friends parade around in bridesmaid gowns.  Maybe I’ll make them try on some butt ugly ones just for my amusement…that’s part of the fun of being a bride :D


  • http://dontwannahearit.com metalmom

    Dutchie gives good pimp!

    Gown shopping? Yak! Just don’t forget the hideous colors,puffy sleeves and my personal favorite, the huge bow on the butt!

    Don’t forget to bring your tylenol!

  • http://www.thedutchfiles.com DutchBitch

    Well, anyone convincing me to pimp her with a promise of a boobie shot gets her way, LOL

    Good luck on the brides maid dresses! Brides rule!

  • http://pointless-drivel.com Mr. Fabulous

    Why a sports bra to get a cup of coffee?

  • http://www.roadlessunraveled.com Robin

    Metalmom - I did find the most hideous dress ever designed. It was tight, sparkly and bright florescent orange.

    Dutch Bitch
    – I’m working on a boob shot as I type, well not as I type.

    Mr. Fab
    – Sometimes you just don’t feel like a wire.