My Freckles Illusion

1. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
I sleep in the closet to protect my shoes, who knows who wants to steal them.

2. Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
That’s my side business.

3. Have you ever ‘done it’ in a hotel room?
If you mean ‘done it’ as in make prank phone calls…of course!

4. Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
I plead the fifth.

5. Do you like to use post-it notes?
I actually really don’t like to speak to Erik and instead just leave him post-it notes to converse with him.

6. Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
Am I supposed to use them? I didn’t know.

7. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
Neither, I don’t really like being attacked despite what you might have heard.

8. Do you have freckles?
No, I’m very tan but with a lot of white blotches.

9. Do you always smile for pictures?
Only when the person using the camera says “say penis!”

10. What is your biggest pet peeve?
Doing memes instead of writing an actual post.

11. Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
Tucked into where?

12. Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
Was I supposed to? If so I’m really behind.

13. Have you ever peed in the woods?
Well if I did and nobody was there, did it really happen?

14. Do you ever dance even if there’s no music playing?
There is always music in my head.

15. Do you chew your pens and pencils?
I chew other’s pens and pencils in my spare time.

16. How many people have you slept with this week?
23 but in reality I lost count.

17. What size is your bed?
I’ve never measured it.

18. What is your “Song of the week”?
Whatever I last heard at the strip club.

19. Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
I don’t let Erik leave the house without some pink on.

20. Do you still watch cartoons?
Only porn cartoons. I mean, I’m an adult now you know.

And here is us in our costumes from last night:

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