Nipple Clamps and Big Bird

1. How long do you spend in the shower?
Not as long as I’d like since our water heater sucks really bad and the water runs cold very quick. Another reason we need to move sooner rather than later. I’d say my showers are about 10-15 minutes.

2. Name something a football player wears under his uniform.
Nipple clamps, right?

3. Name something people hate to find on their windshield.
A girl scout.

4. Name something a man might buy before a date.
A prostitute.

5. What’s another word for blemish?
Karma.

6. Name a food often cooked in the microwave.
What food isn’t used in the microwave? That’s how I do my cooking?

7. Name a piece of furniture people need help moving.
A coffin.

8. Name a reason a younger man might like an older woman.
I don’t know, ask Peter ummm…I mean I would have NO idea.

9. Name something a dog does that embarrasses its owner.
Being a dog?

10. Name a kind of test you cannot study for.
A pregnancy test.

11. Name something a boy scout gets a badge for.
Oral sex?

12. Name a phrase with the word ‘Home’ in it.
Home is where the Bone is?

13. Name a sport where players loose teeth.
Masturbation.

14. Name something a teacher can do to ruin a student’s day?
Deny advances?

15. What is a way you can tell someone has been crying?
The hysterical weeping.

16. Name something found at a Seance.
Bananas — you need your protein right?

17. Name a bird you wouldn’t want to eat.
Big bird — he and I have a past.

18. Name something that gets folded.
I’m not sure anything in my life ever gets folded.

19. Name something a person wears even if it has a hole in it.
Boxer shorts.

20. Name something that gets smaller the more you use it.
I’m pleading the fifth — let’s just say I’m very aggressive :whip:

  1. Mr. Fabulous

    October 27, 2007 at 11:33 am

    You’re very silly today. I like it when you’re silly. :robin:

  2. DutchBitch

    October 27, 2007 at 12:32 pm

    OK. get me a football player NOW! Please?

  3. Heather B

    October 27, 2007 at 3:06 pm

    You come up with some of the craziest answers

  4. Robin

    October 27, 2007 at 3:18 pm

    Mr. Fab – I like it when I’m silly too, much better than being angry, depressed or ambivalent.

    DutchBitch – I don’t know, that’s just what I heard about Tom Brady :dunno:

    HeatherB – If I answered them seriously would it have been remotely interesting?

  5. Brenna

    October 27, 2007 at 4:29 pm

    you always give the funniest answers. I’m cracking up here. lol

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