Nipple Clamps and Big Bird
1. How long do you spend in the shower?
Not as long as I’d like since our water heater sucks really bad and the water runs cold very quick. Another reason we need to move sooner rather than later. I’d say my showers are about 10-15 minutes.
2. Name something a football player wears under his uniform.
Nipple clamps, right?
3. Name something people hate to find on their windshield.
A girl scout.
4. Name something a man might buy before a date.
5. Whatâ€™s another word for blemish?
6. Name a food often cooked in the microwave.
What food isn’t used in the microwave? That’s how I do my cooking?
7. Name a piece of furniture people need help moving.
8. Name a reason a younger man might like an older woman.
I don’t know, ask Peter ummm…I mean I would have NO idea.
9. Name something a dog does that embarrasses its owner.
Being a dog?
10. Name a kind of test you cannot study for.
A pregnancy test.
11. Name something a boy scout gets a badge for.
12. Name a phrase with the word ‘Home’ in it.
Home is where the Bone is?
13. Name a sport where players loose teeth.
14. Name something a teacher can do to ruin a studentâ€™s day?
15. What is a way you can tell someone has been crying?
The hysterical weeping.
16. Name something found at a Seance.
Bananas — you need your protein right?
17. Name a bird you wouldn’t want to eat.
Big bird — he and I have a past.
18. Name something that gets folded.
I’m not sure anything in my life ever gets folded.
19. Name something a person wears even if it has a hole in it.
20. Name something that gets smaller the more you use it.
I’m pleading the fifth — let’s just say I’m very aggressive :whip: