My Encyclopedia Man
I’ve always had a thing for really smart guys, I find it a turn on. Erik turns out to be the smartest guy I’ve ever dated, as far as I’m concerned. He seems to know everything and completely bizarre things for that matter…like a walking/talking encyclopedia.
Every time he watches a game show I’m in awe, he usually gets 95% of it right. Now the thing is, how do I market him so we can live off of his smarts.
He’d probably do really well on Jeopardy but he can get a little nervous in front of people even though he used to play in bands in his younger years. I think playing bass in a loud punk band is a little different than having the spotlight on you with Alex Trebeck giving you the answers.
We could also just wander around NYC hoping to find the Cash Cab and get some dough but that really isn’t enough money to make a difference. Also, what are the chances that is the cab we find?
I mean, it’s about time I started making some money off of him. That’s what husbands are for…right?