My Encyclopedia Man

I’ve always had a thing for really smart guys, I find it a turn on. Erik turns out to be the smartest guy I’ve ever dated, as far as I’m concerned. He seems to know everything and completely bizarre things for that matter…like a walking/talking encyclopedia.

Every time he watches a game show I’m in awe, he usually gets 95% of it right. Now the thing is, how do I market him so we can live off of his smarts.

He’d probably do really well on Jeopardy but he can get a little nervous in front of people even though he used to play in bands in his younger years. I think playing bass in a loud punk band is a little different than having the spotlight on you with Alex Trebeck giving you the answers.

We could also just wander around NYC hoping to find the Cash Cab and get some dough but that really isn’t enough money to make a difference. Also, what are the chances that is the cab we find?

I mean, it’s about time I started making some money off of him. That’s what husbands are for…right?

8 Comments

  1. Mr. Fabulous

    October 17, 2007 at 8:29 am

    I’m not smart. I just have a head for some trivia. So I guess it would never work out between us.

  2. Avitable

    October 17, 2007 at 9:20 am

    Doesn’t everybody get 95% of game shows right?

    :avi:

  3. Tracy

    October 17, 2007 at 9:50 am

    What the fuck is a cash cab??

    Doesn’t anybody work for their money anymore!? :angel:

  4. Slick

    October 17, 2007 at 11:12 am

    He could come to Taco Mac every Thursday night and ya’ll could win 50 bucks playing their trivia contest.

    I don’t ever enter it when I go because I’m usually too drunk by the 2nd round.

  5. Robin

    October 17, 2007 at 1:40 pm

    Mr. Fab – I think that’ll do…and bagels from time to time.

    Avi – Not me, unless it’s about movies and or television.

    Tracy A game show where a cab picks up a couple in NYC and they answer questions to try to win money.

    Slick – Well it would help if we had any of those anywhere near us.

    TMP – Damn straight!

  6. DutchBitch

    October 17, 2007 at 1:45 pm

    Of course that is what they are for! Gah!

    And intelligent is good. I do like that in a man…

  7. Amanda

    October 18, 2007 at 12:06 am

    I am always trying to figure out ways to exploit make cash off my boyfriend.

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